Lifted directly from men’s on-line personal ads, and embellished by my italicized snark, I now present reasons 224 through 231 for [not just me but] any straight, single woman to choose celibacy and a stash of re-chargeable batteries. These ads never fail to perplex at least as much as they amuse.
REASON #230: Real eyes realize real lies! Initially, I found your wordplay rather clever. Now I’m just confused. What exactly are you trying to say? You can detect real versus fake lies with your real versus fake eyeballs? How does this serve you as a dating headline?