COMMENT COLLAGE starring YOU!

My Dear Sillies,
Are you being good to yourselves? There's no acceptable answer but "Yes." And to help you get into a silly, upbeat zone, I've another comment collage. From the past few months of posts, I extracted your best and weirdest of statements. Strung together by all of the randomness that inhabits my brain, here it is, and it's thanks to YOU!

Connie said I missed National Underwear day by two days.

Pat Hatt said Guess that makes me ready for sextilis faster, right?

L. Diane Wolfe said ET must be one large dick.

Jono said Horny thing, isn't he?

Birgit said I am all for comfort these days and hate assfloss panties.

R's Rue  said Yum.

Powdered Toast Man said The Count from Sesame Street was supposed to be the original mascot but failed his drug test.

Alex J. Cavanaugh If he's spanking at his age, run away. Run away! Pat Hatt said Might want to invest in diapers for that issue. Al Penwasser said I am intrigued at the notion of fuchsia nip tassels. Debra She Who Seeks said I'm shocked, I tellz ya, SHOCKED! Elizabeth Seckman said Do you think they make the day of the week panties in an XL granny-style? Margaret Benbow said Robyn, I love you, babe, but please don't feed the Bern. sage said The reindeers asked me to thank you reprobates for significantly lightening Santa’s sled this year. Janie Junebug said Morty is mortifying.
Elephant's Child said I am guessing that you could do very, very well putting that cushion on ebay. Susan Kane said I wonder if Santa and Mrs. are having some real divorce issues.
dolorah said That was a lot of fun!
Joanne said Oh so funny and naughty and nice.

Comment Collage Starring YOU!

Dear Sillies,
I won't be around too much in the coming week, and I'll explain later. For now, please enjoy this mishmash of recent blog comments - starring you! Sorry I didn't feature everyone. If you don't see your words below, that's likely because your comments are nice and normal. I still love you anyway.
Take care and keep a smile.
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Pat Hatt said Wow, how could you not fall in love, just look at those big old socks pulled up to his knees. 
 Birgit said I wonder if he came up with on the spur of the moment thinking he was God's gift to dumber and dumber…a man who looked ok in his picture which must have been taken 20 years before, but when I met him...he had no teeth! 
 A Beer For The Shower said If it wasn't for setting the bar low, most of those guys wouldn't ever get laid.   
Pat Hatt said Much can sure be done alone indeed.
 Jono said But when the frost is on the pumpkin, that's the time for peter dunkin'. 

Elephant's Child said I hope that gentleman's neck is very, very long and very, very flexible. I suspect it is the only way he is going to get a blow-job. 
 holli   said Not gonna lie- I would totally try it!!

klahanie said Love and massages are the way forward.

Stephen Hayes said I'm sure chocolate and batteries are more satisfying.

mail4rosey I saw Angry Gran at Walmart. Well, a lady who looked just like her. My son and I couldn't help but stare. I took a picture. ;) 

 Plowing Through Life (Martha)  said Did you throw up a little in your mouth?
Alex J. Cavanaugh said That BJ's food was all the BJ he was getting.Ruth said He definitely needs to tame those woolly locks. 
 Anthony J. Langford said .. ah the whole freaking lot!
 Gorilla Bananas said Kissing a woman's hand is very anti-misogynist.;)
Connie said It sounds like he rubbed you the right way!
Geo said I do recall Bob Dole tumbling off a podium in your town back in '96, getting back up, regaining his perch and announcing, "I've fallen for Chico."
JoJo said I just can't even. What a boob.
Optimistic Existentialist said Of course he loves you too!!Al Penwasser said He sounds like a keeper.* *This is a lie.
Cheryl said You are way over due for a WOW.
Pat Tillett said Unless this tool is an contortionist, I don't think his dream will be fulfilled anytime soon, if ever...

Debra She Who Seeks said Ick. That is all.