COMMENT COLLAGE starring YOU!

My Dear Sillies,
Are you being good to yourselves? There's no acceptable answer but "Yes." And to help you get into a silly, upbeat zone, I've another comment collage. From the past few months of posts, I extracted your best and weirdest of statements. Strung together by all of the randomness that inhabits my brain, here it is, and it's thanks to YOU!

Connie said I missed National Underwear day by two days.

Pat Hatt said Guess that makes me ready for sextilis faster, right?

L. Diane Wolfe said ET must be one large dick.

Jono said Horny thing, isn't he?

Birgit said I am all for comfort these days and hate assfloss panties.

R's Rue  said Yum.

Powdered Toast Man said The Count from Sesame Street was supposed to be the original mascot but failed his drug test.

Alex J. Cavanaugh If he's spanking at his age, run away. Run away! Pat Hatt said Might want to invest in diapers for that issue. Al Penwasser said I am intrigued at the notion of fuchsia nip tassels. Debra She Who Seeks said I'm shocked, I tellz ya, SHOCKED! Elizabeth Seckman said Do you think they make the day of the week panties in an XL granny-style? Margaret Benbow said Robyn, I love you, babe, but please don't feed the Bern. sage said The reindeers asked me to thank you reprobates for significantly lightening Santa’s sled this year. Janie Junebug said Morty is mortifying.
Elephant's Child said I am guessing that you could do very, very well putting that cushion on ebay. Susan Kane said I wonder if Santa and Mrs. are having some real divorce issues.
dolorah said That was a lot of fun!
Joanne said Oh so funny and naughty and nice.