Late breaking news: CNN just announced that Donald Trump's bowels are irritating and irritable, yet extremely liberal regarding movement in gender neutral bathrooms. When interviewed at a unisex urinal somewhere in DC, an anonymous source close to Trump stated this: "Trump has diarrhea and abdominal pain." Clearly, folks, the Donald is challenged by IBS-D, Irritable Bowel Syndrome with Diarrhea. Thus, we've very generously slammed his head-top with Xifaxan for IBS-D, rifaximin 550 mg tablets. Will this Xifaxandoodoodoo stop Trump from being a poo-poo head? We certainly hope so.
Speaking of irritating bowels, Martha's back!
"I'm
Martha Stewart, and I like to fantasize as much as the next over-sexed *bleep* who hasn't gotten laid since the invention of the
egg-beater. So I created
Martha Stewart's X-Rated Fantasy Kit.
This rather handy kit comes with a dark and sultry mannequin with
removable clothing and anatomically correct genitalia; a lit candle; and
two voyeurs, because - really - who doesn't enjoy the thrill of
exhibitionism? And now, if you'll excuse me...
Martha shoves the
mannequin onto the floor and pounces atop it/him. Jack Black jumps in to
join the fun. Queen Elizabeth holds her 'I'm so over Commoners' glare
for several hours. We won't go into any more detail, but -yes- a sheep and small camel were involved."
"I'm
Martha Stewart, and I like to fantasize as much as the next over-sexed *bleep* who hasn't gotten laid since the invention of the
egg-beater. So I created Martha Stewart's X-Rated Fantasy Kit.
This rather handy kit comes with a dark and sultry mannequin with
removable clothing and anatomically correct genitalia; a lit candle; and
two voyeurs, because - really - who doesn't enjoy the thrill of
exhibitionism? And now, if you'll excuse me...Martha shoves the
mannequin onto the floor and pounces atop it/him. Jack Black jumps in to
join the fun. Queen Elizabeth holds her 'I'm so over Commoners' glare
for several hours. We won't go into any more detail, but -yes- a sheep and small camel were involved." 
