Second Annual June 1 TMI Edition, Robyn and Pope Leo XIV

 Happy June, Dear Sillies!

Have you seen the latest tabloids? Yeah, I have a new-old love! Truth be told, the Vatican warned me that should I continue my antics, they'll file a restraining order against me. Thing is, Pope Leo XIV is just so adorable. And he's 69. *Giggle, snort.* What a sweetheart. I know he loves me and everyone, but mostly me. Don't we look cozy together? Sigh.

*He's 70 now, as this is my second annual June 1 TMI post. But we'll say he's 69 forever. Wink. 

Psst, ignore Martha. She's just jealous.

Halloween Erotica, The Original Candy Porn

Dear Sillies,
   My annual announcement: When shopping for Halloween candy, please follow one and only one rule: AVOID HERSHEY'S. They haven't changed their evil ways. Hershey's supports child enslavement in the West Indies - where it gets its chocolate.
   Unfortunately, all the sub-par standard candy (M&M's, Milky Way, etc.) is owned by them too. But there are plenty of healthier options (raisins, granola bars, or closing the door and shutting the lights).
   On a sweeter note,  years ago, I began to write a playful Halloween poem. But my warped brain and lustful sweet tooth penetrated inappropriate terrain. So began my poetic erotica series. Accidentally. Don't blame me. Blame the dark and milky ones that I can't get enough of. Wink.
    Enjoy.