Happy June, Dear Sillies!
Have you seen the latest tabloids? Yeah, I have a new-old love! Truth be told, the Vatican warned me that should I continue my antics, they'll file a restraining order against me. Thing is, Pope Leo XIV is just so adorable. And he's 69. *Giggle, snort.* What a sweetheart. I know he loves me and everyone, but mostly me. Don't we look cozy together? Sigh.
*He's 70 now, as this is my second annual June 1 TMI post. But we'll say he's 69 forever. Wink.
Psst, ignore Martha. She's just jealous.
