If only Hollywood knew that not everyone can and should write. Put those gold studded pens down, people. Leave the writing to us lowly types. We got this.
So yeah, I've some books you must avoid - some reviews, some personal snark, lots of well wishes.
Here's The Story
Marcia, Marcia, Marcia! You shouldn't have!
Her
mispronunciation of "exacerbated" as "exasperated" is only one of the
recording's unintentionally uproarious howlers. McCormick has embraced the wretched excesses of cigarettes,
alcohol and drugs...that is, until she meets Jesus. And I mean she
literally meets him. McCormick describes a very real and physical
encounter with the Son of God, whom she says knocked her to the ground
and then helped her back up off the sidewalk Did she get up saying "My nose! My nose! My nose! Oh, . . . It's YOU. You're sooo dreamy!"To that, He responded, "Sorry, girlfriend. I was watching your show and something suddenly came up."?
Inside Out: A Memoir by Demi Moore
I am sick to the core that you chose
to share such private and personal information about your relationship
with Ashton. Completely inappropriate.She needed better advice on what to include and a ghostwriter (No pun intended.)
Yet the pun's brilliant.
Me: Elton John Official Autobiography
Who am I to diss one of the world's most phenomenal artists? I'm Me. And he's Me, and so he went and wrote a book called Me. It almost brings crocodile tears to my eyes. I told my wife he went on for fifty pages about his early years
and she said, "What, did he describe how he was toilet trained?" Yes.
Yes he did.
Me: Elton John Official Autobiography
Who am I to diss one of the world's most phenomenal artists? I'm Me. And he's Me, and so he went and wrote a book called Me. It almost brings crocodile tears to my eyes. I told my wife he went on for fifty pages about his early years
and she said, "What, did he describe how he was toilet trained?" Yes.
Yes he did.
Be good to yourselves.
Love you, my Sillies.
