DEAR SILLIES, VOTE FOR THE ENTRY YOU LOVE TO HATE THE MOST. Please note too that Debra She Who Seeks was honest. HRH, not so much. That diva. SWS reached out to see if she could enter even though HRH had already done so. I told her that we all want to see her entry. None of us can control that feline diva.
Enjoy. We're voting for the fun of it. ---------------
Roses are Red
Violets are blue
I'd rather be dead
Than eat that chocolate doo doo.
Dedicated to all the many
tomcats out there who broke my heart over the years:
"This is for you
Without paradox --
A heart-shaped poop
In my litterbox."
At least I have not quit.
I still have a chance.
At least I have not hit
The rock bottom of romance.
At least I'm not a total shit
Like couch fucker JD Vance!
My official entry. Note -
I'm married to a Texan. 37 years. Pray for my soul in these dark times. I'm not
necessarily trying for the pity vote....but, whatever works
Lover turned MAGA
Sadly my life ain't funny
All I can do
Is turn up Bad Bunny
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I love you, Sillies!
I cast my vote for Joanne's poem.
ReplyDeleteThank you for fulfilling your patriotic Hatefest duty!
DeleteI vote for BIRGIT, my SISTER POET who can also WAX ELOQUENT on the subject of DOO DOO.
ReplyDeleteIn addition, I DEMAND that my human DEBRA SHE WHO SEEKS BE IMMEDIATELY DISQUALIFIED. I entered my poem FIRST and so FULLY OCCUPIED all available contest slots from THIS HOUSEHOLD.
Well, diva - I mean, HRH - I know your stance. But I wanted both your entries. We all did. So nobody is being disqualified. Please, you're Canadian. Act it!
DeleteI vote for Debra! I feel honored to be included in this group.
ReplyDeleteYay. Thanks for entering and voting, Joanne.
DeleteThis is hilarious. I love how each entry has its own personality and style. It made me laugh out loud and reminded me that Valentine’s Day can be fun in the most unexpected ways.
ReplyDeleteThat's what we strive for here, Melody. Thank you for chiming in. Happy hearts day!
DeleteHer Royal Highness gets my vote.
ReplyDeleteThank you, Alex.
DeleteHatefest or not, limiting my hate. Like the first two but the second one gets it for including cat poop.
ReplyDeleteHaha. Sounds like we have a winner. Thank you for voting, Diane.
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