My Dear Sillies,
May this find you well. August was never my favorite. However...
From Wikipedia: August was originally named Sextilis in Latin because it was the sixth month in the original ten-month Roman calendar under Romulus in 753 BC. SEXTILIS!? Happy *smirk and childish expressions* Sextilis, my friends!
August 5 is National Underwear Day!
In honor of National Underwear Day, nationwide events have encouraged the 80% of us who've worn the same style of underwear our whole lives* to try something new. Here's how Martha Stewart celebrates the occasion:
In spite of this image, be well and stay sexy, friends. Apologies.
My eyes! MY EYES!
ReplyDeleteOh no. Sorry. But you probably can't see anymore, so never mind.
Delete"same style" That's me. Change styles? Hell no! 😆
ReplyDeleteYeah, it's silly. If it's working, don't fix it. But do change your underwear every once in a while.
DeleteI am not sure that guys are much into new styles of underwear, straight guys anyway. There is a very old firm in Canada called Stanifield’s and their men’s underwear has even become generically known - as in, “I need new Stanfield’s.” I fear I am locked in for life!
ReplyDeleteThat's funny, David. I never heard of Stanifield's. My favorite place to get undies went out of business, and I can't even remember the name. This gal isn't much into new styles of undies either.
DeleteSorry, never worn boxers and not going to start now...
ReplyDeleteHey, I'm sure your wife is happy. That's all that matters.
DeleteOh my…I think my eyes would shrivel into My skull if I saw Martha in her underwear. Personally, I hate ass floss underwear as well as bikini. It never mattered how thin I was, the bikini would roll under my BIFF( Bum in Front).
ReplyDeleteYou're so funny and informative, Birgit. Thanks for the new term: BIFF. I hate ass floss but can now wear a bikini without being self conscious despite my BIFF.
DeleteI wore one style the first 30 years and another the next 30 - change enough?
ReplyDeleteI know. Why change your style? I mean, change the panties - yes. But the style? Not.
DeleteOh Martha! I wonder if Bernie is a boxer or briefs guy? I've never been one for anything fancy. Just clean. (as per mothers instructions forever in this world).
ReplyDeleteMother knows best, Joanne. I suspect Bernie is a boxers man. What do you think?
DeleteHe’s a renegade. Maybe commando? Yikes
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