It's almost time, my dear Sillies! Oy vey.
I'll be mostly absent here during the holiday week--when Christmas and Hanukah collide. Yippee for Christmasukah this year!
Merry Christmas, Happy Solstice, cheerful Hanukah, peaceful Kwanzaa...
Keep chocolate on hand for emergencies and non-emergencies, especially during the holidays. Love you!
Second, a bit of Jewish schooling from me to you:
Jewish babes make great lovers, so they say of me and others.
Most don't require diamonds or roses.
In the throes of passion, though, know this:
Guys should comply with impulsive outcries of
"Go down Moses!"
PS I'm just kidding, Mike. Don't take me seriously. (I do require roses and will settle for small-to-mid-sized diamonds.)
It is already quite hot enough here. Possibly too hot for that sort of action.
ReplyDeleteThe very happiest of Christmasukah to you.
Haha. Have a wonderful Hanukah season, EC. Sorry for heating things up further.
Delete"Thus spoke the Lord, bold Moses said,
ReplyDelete(Let my people go)
If not I'll smite your firstborn dead
(Let my people go)"
I don't want to get any kids hurt so I'm goin' down!
Oh Mike, you're so silly and random and a tad (or more than a tad) perverse. Happy Holidays!
DeleteI knew there was a reason I should have played Santa! Happy Hanukkah!
ReplyDeleteThat's a good one, David! Very funny. Thank you. Happy Holidays to you.
DeleteMrs Claus and Vixen -- YAY, you go, girls! Have a wonderful holiday season, Robyn. Enjoy all the chocolate (and other goodies) you want!
ReplyDeleteHaha. Those two really know how to party! Thanks so much. Enjoy a warm loving holiday season, along with HRH. I appreciate your supportive friendship, always.
DeleteI enjoyed the bonus Jewish lesson by all. Oy! Excellent poem, though it disturbs me that Martha is cheating on Snoop with King C? And Camilla with Mick? It's been a topsy turvy year. And you must have Bernie tucked in a snowbank with his mittens.
ReplyDeleteCheers on all holidays celebrated. I hope you enjoy your week off and indulge in plenty of chocolate goodness. Stay sweet and spicy!
Haha. I know, Joanne. Martha's bedding royalty now? Yikes.
DeleteHope it's all been festive for you and Ray.
Happy New Year, as it approaches.