It's almost time, my dear Sillies! Oy vey.
I'll be mostly absent here during the holiday week--when Christmas and Hanukah collide. Yippee for Christmasukah this year!
Merry Christmas, Happy Solstice, cheerful Hanukah, peaceful Kwanzaa...
Keep chocolate on hand for emergencies and non-emergencies, especially during the holidays. Love you!
Second, a bit of Jewish schooling from me to you:
Jewish babes make great lovers, so they say of me and others.
Most don't require diamonds or roses.
In the throes of passion, though, know this:
Guys should comply with impulsive outcries of
"Go down Moses!"
PS I'm just kidding, Mike. Don't take me seriously. (I do require roses and will settle for small-to-mid-sized diamonds.)
It is already quite hot enough here. Possibly too hot for that sort of action.
ReplyDeleteThe very happiest of Christmasukah to you.
"Thus spoke the Lord, bold Moses said,
ReplyDelete(Let my people go)
If not I'll smite your firstborn dead
(Let my people go)"
I don't want to get any kids hurt so I'm goin' down!