Dear Sillies,
I hope you're finding reason to smile these days.
Given the big trial, I sought books on Depp. I found this very nice coloring book that helps you to RELIVE your Stress! Oy. We need that like a hole in the head, am I right?
Johnny Depp Coloring Book: A Nice Coloring Book With Images Of Johnny Depp. A Way To Relax And Relive Stress Paperback – December 23, 2020
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Life is ever interesting. In fact, yesterday I met Doctor James Badwin, widowed Orthopaedic Surgeon! He spelled "orthopaedic" that way, though, so I began to doubt his legitimacy. This is our discourse on my Facebook page, which follows my post about InSanity.
BADWIN: Hello Sorry I don't want to be rude to you or encroach your profile, I just want to be your friend, that's why am asking you for your permission, can we be friends? If your answer is yes, please send me a friend request..thank you
Robyn Alana Engel James Badwin no, rude creepy hacker dude. Just buy my books!
BADWIN: Please inbox me so we can talk better..
Robyn Alana Engel: James Badwin okay, but let me make sure you're not a rude creepy hacker first. Buy any of my books on Amazon. Kindle versions are only a few dollars. I'll message you after I see that you've done that, because anyone who wants to be my friend must support my writing. I can't wait. You'll love my work, my almost new platonic friend!
BADWIN: We can't be charting here on your post inbox me
Robyn Alana Engel: No, no charting. We can't do charting. Wow, you are so smart. You didn't buy my books. Go to Amazon. Chart to Author Robyn Alana Engel's page. Buy my books and then I will inbox you because you claim to be a widowed doctor from Syria. Hold me back! My boyfriend would like to be friends with you too. Inbox me your phone number so we can all get to know each other after you buy my books. xxx
Robyn Alana Engel: PS Doctor James Badwin, "orthopaedic" surgeons can usually spell their job title. Use dictionary. Chart it out. You can do it!
Robyn Alana Engel: Doctor James Badwin, where did you go? We were so looking forward to a new friendship. You did good, sweetie. You figured out how to spell "orthopedic." You didn't buy any of my books, however. I'm hurt and disappointed. Surely a fine handsome widowed surgeon like yourself can chart $2.99 for my kindle book. That is, unless you're a rude, creepy, and very stupid hacker. My boyfriend and I were so looking forward to a threeway "as just friends." Note the quotation marks. Wink.
Don't chart unless it's absolutely necessary, my Sillies.
Do keep a smile.
Love you.
Well Badwin sure is lazy. Two pictures on his FB page. Too lazy to set up an authentic fake profile.
ReplyDeleteWhat is FB charting?
I know, Mike. It's the lamest profile. I reported it to FB (not just because of that), and that lazy Doctor is still there. Hm, FB charting? Maybe I'll ask a youngin. It's likely scandalous.
DeleteDr. James didn’t turn out to be much of a charterbox, did he? Maybe he got into the charteaubriand. Anyway, no more time for chitchart, my little chartchke.
ReplyDeleteHaha. I like all your plays with the chart. You've made it quite the art, Mitchell. Thank you.
DeleteCharting? And I would spell orthopaedic as he did.
ReplyDeleteLove that you stuck to your guns...
I'm always learning from you, EC. So "orthopaedic" is the way to spell it in Australia/the UK, and other parts of the world with a British influence, I see. However, Badwin was educated at UCLA. We didn't learn to spell like that at UCLA. You get the pass. He's a failure.
DeleteDear Robyn, I wish neither to interfere nor intervene, but in respect and remembrance of the awful spelling of our distant progenitors, am compelled to remind readers of the British/American Spelling Dispute of 1822. It was arguably the final engagement of the Revolution --the Battle of Orthopedic and Orthopaedic.. Many people were killed.
ReplyDeleteYou're too much, Geo. Giggles. Too much of all things good. I love it. Neither side got a strong enough footing, I take it. That's a shame.
DeleteThat was hilarious! Almost makes me want to get on FaceBook and spam you. Almost!
ReplyDeleteHaha. Don't do it, Alex. I couldn't bear the guilt. My snark isn't worth it. Thank you. Glad you got a good laugh.
DeleteVery funny and I love the comments above, especially Geo.
ReplyDeleteGeo always charms and educates, Joanne. Thank you.
DeleteI'm rolling. I'm gonna start checking all my weirdo friend requests like that. You're such a freaking genius!!! I did buy your book. Now, tell life to calm the heck down so I can read it.
ReplyDeleteAnd poor Johnny. He needed an Amber alert.
Oh that's good, Elizabeth. Johnny needed an Amber alert. I'm glad the tables are turning in his favor, and he's feeling heard. Oh my, oops. He's not feeling Heard, not any more. Not ever again. You and I could write a whole script with puns on that due.
Deletecorrection, *duo
DeleteOh, poor Orthodoc and his willy ways..willy??
ReplyDeleteHahaha. The ways of the willy of the widowed orthodoc. I like it, as long as he keeps that willy away from me and my beau.
DeleteCheers.
HAHA! The good "doctor" is now in hiding from you! That'll teach him.
ReplyDeletelmao These scammers are really reaching sometimes with their profiles. I love all the "Military" men on Twitter who are "Down to earth guys" lol
ReplyDeleteExcellent! I've often gotten weird friend requests on FB, which I usually torpedo with extreme prejudice. Had one where we had mutuals, so just declined and let him follow....until he tried to sell me some market garbage on IM. Yeah, that didn't work.
ReplyDeleteDidn't Christopher Columbus chart? Or was that "shart?" Especially after after eating salt fish and hardtack.
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of friend requests...you mean those requests from hot Vietnamese girls may not be legit. Next you'll tell me those aren't Nigerian princes, either.
ReplyDeleteIs Badwin a Syrian name? At first, I thought James Baldwin had been resurrected, but then noted there were no "l" in his name. Also, Baldwin, I'm sure, would have looked up unfamiliar words in the dictionary.
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