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Monday, January 24, 2022

Houses of Hogwart's Assignments

 Dear Sillies,
   Any Harry Potter fans out there? I'm not much of a fan, but J.K. Rowling's legacy seems ever popular, eternally so. In fact, several youngins recently told me which Hogwart's House (of Witchcraft and Wizardry) they'd be assigned, based on their personality traits. 

   


 
After taking a shallow dive, I decided that I'm a Gryffindor

We're bold, rash, and virtuous.

Birgit and MistressM, will you be my roommates? We'll have so much fun! Al Penwasser goes here too, but he's permanently prohibited from the girls' area. (He kept starting panty raids.)

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Ravenclaw students are wise, clever, and independent.

Debra She Who Seeks and Mitchell, I'd place you here. What do you think? 

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Hufflepuff is for the loyal, caring, and hardworking like Elephant's Child and Joanne. You ladies okay with this? Alex, I'd put you here too. But you're also a Ravenclaw, so have your pick. 

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Slytherins invest in self-preservation. They're cunning and resourceful, like those who praise my wonderfully informative blog (e.g., RR. Buy my books, RR!) and the one who won't stop spamming my blog with packers biz ~ packers for Bangladesh, packers for Yugoslavia, packers for everywhere except within Aaron Rodgers' vicinity.  (He's a Slytherin too.)                                   
Which House of Hogwart's do you belong to?   

24 comments:

  1. I'll take Hufflepuff. Wisdom is overrated.
    So, where will Al be doing his panty raid?

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    1. Ha. Perfect, Alex. Wisdom is overrated these days. Sigh.
      Al is teaming with a Slytherin to do panty raids at all four homes. Between you and me, I think he's just tired of wearing boxers and wants to change things up (or down there).

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    2. Excuse me while I throw up in my mouth.

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  2. Sure, Ravenclaw sounds good to me! Thank you!

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  3. I hope I'd be in Gryffindor. I'd want to be with Harry, Ron, and Hermione.

    Love,
    Janie

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    1. Yes, I think that you'd fit well with us Gryffindors, JJ. Harry will never be bored! I don't know about Ron or Hermione, so I'll watch over Harry while you attend to them.
      Love ya.

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  4. I always thought I was a Gryffindor. On the other hand, I'd go wherever EC goes, and that seems to be Hufflepuff.

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    1. What a wise woman you are. Everything's better with EC around. Hufflepuffs are a bit kinder and softer than us Gryffindors. Good choice.
      Thanks for chiming in.

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  5. It looks like I'm picking Ravenclaw even though I know nothing about Harry Putter. Is he a golfer? 😂

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    1. I think so, Mike. He carries a long rod, but maybe that's his wand. Silly.
      Cheers.

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  6. Hufflepuff sounds fine - so long as I am allowed to keep my bad temper. And have the odd lazy day.

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    1. Absolutely. We need a bad tempered Hufflepuff to make sure things are spun right.

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  7. My Hogwarts days are over. JK Rowling’s hateful attacks on transgender women from a warped view of feminism did it for me. Hurtful to trans women AND feminists. My alumni donations have gone elsewhere.

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    1. Well damn. I'm sorry, Mitchell. I'd heard about the controversy but didn't follow or read into things closely. I thought she'd somehow corrected and explained, but I see that's not the case. Perhaps I'll team with the Slytherins against Rowling.
      Be well, friend.

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  8. I have done those "tests" and I do end up in Gryffindor which suits me. I am a close second to Ravenclaw and last is Hufflepuff since Nurture is just my strong suit. Now let's go kick some ass!

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  9. I like your assignment and I'll be happy as a Hufflepuff. Honored Alex chose that house. As long as we can hang with Gryffindor folks too - they are just fun!

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    1. We do have fun and might tend to raise a raucous, Joanne. Feel free to slip away as needed.
      Thank you.
      This was fun.

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  10. I've taken several tests that have been posted by several of my friends and almost every time I come out as Slytherin.

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    1. Well that's not all bad, Mary. Slytherins get sh*t done. I admire a nice Slytherin like you.

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  11. I took the quiz and I'm Hufflepuff.... I'm in! Just need a payment plan for my wand and uniform.
    Blessings, Joanne

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  12. How was I supposed to know you weren't supposed to wear the panties on your head?

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