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Wednesday, June 26, 2019

Summer Erotica!

My Dearest Sillies,
   I hope this isn't too much. I mean, not only because I've posted this 3 or so times already, but also because one of us is wearing too much. Try as this Jewish gal did, the Pope refused to remove some layers. I even told him "Don't worry, hon. You can keep wearing that Jewish beanie." He looked perplexed and offered up some prayers. I don't understand that - but, hey, if it makes the Pope feel better, it's all good. Right?
   How are you? If you're already hot (and you are), I hope this doesn't cause heat stroke. Stay hydrated, and stay silly.
   Love ya.

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  1. Hey, at least you don't have to worry if he's a jerk or not as a boyfriend!

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    1. Good point, Alex.
      I'll say Bloody Marys -- I mean, um, Hail Marys, and I'll be blessed.
      No disrespect intended - I hope you all know this. I'm just being silly. Thanks!

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  2. You're going to give poor old Francis a heart attack, you are.

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    1. Oh no. He did turn red and fanned himself. Oops.

      Smiles, Debra.

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  3. I suppose he has the power to absolve you of sins as you go. That would be a bonus.

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    1. Yes. And for us Jews, it's a good deed on the Sabbath too. I think we'd come out ahead. (No pun intended by my use of "head", either.)

      Cheers. I'm so bad!

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  4. Well done, my dirty darling.

    Love,
    Janie

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  5. We all need a man (or a woman) JUST like this.

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  6. Well at least you can get some holy water when parched.

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    1. Haha. You're always thinking of every angle, Pat. I like that about you.

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  7. I had better take a cold shower before going to work.

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  8. The mischief of a midsummer eve, the nights are short but intense

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    1. You wrote that so eloquently. It's quite romantic, Sage. Great pick-up line. =)

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  9. It's a summer classic. Just feel the Bern and go with it.

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  10. While reading, I kept seeing the old man to the left...it just did not jive well but I would go to that massage guy again...and again...and again

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    1. Oh, I know, it's not pleasant to have such thoughts and then look over to the old, decrepit, grumpy man by your side. Keep the other images the block that view. Haha. Thanks, Birgit.

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  11. Now if I could just coax that kind of massage from my husband. LOL

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    1. Maybe you need to offer him a higher pay-off?
      Smiles.

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  12. Things are always heating up here! I hope you are enjoying your summer, Robyn.

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  13. Ah, a glow I noticed 80 miles north explained. Brava!

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    1. Sorry to make things even hotter over there, Geo. Well, sorry not sorry.
      Cheers.

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  14. I think I go to the wrong masseuse. Or is that masseur?
    I don't know these things. It's a woman, though. Can't go to a male massage therapist. It might move.
    Not that there's anything wrong with that.

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    1. But if they're doing you on the back side, they won't notice, Al.
      And if they do notice, they might want a bigger tip. So I guess never mind.

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    2. If they're looking for a big tip, they'll be seriously disappointed.

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    3. Yeah, I know. I mean, not in this specific scenario but I know the disappointment of barely finding a tip.

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  15. What a lovely post!! I enjoyed this!! Hope you have a great day♡♡

    Jadieegosh

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  16. It's a heat wave there!
    Enjoyed this.

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    1. I can't argue - it's pretty hot in Chico, CA.
      Thanks, Susan.
      I hope you're enjoying the weekend. Appreciate your visit.

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