Welcome, My Sillies! Together we'll uncover morsels of sweetness in the light and dark. You'll crave chocolate. I'm a naughty influence. {Note: I avoid Hershey's but partake in regular fixes of fair trade and organic varieties.} Please enjoy a ravenous sampling, and may you fast become addicted. Cheers to all things sweet. That, Dear Sillies, includes you.
May your week provide extra sweetness and fun. I picked apart my Halloween Erotica poems and scrunched them up into this one for you. Please enjoy, and please be well.
I likes that you call this a "soulful read". And I see Hebrew letters! That's your Hebrew name, yes? Are you in Israel, Piseth? Nice to meet you. B'Shalom.
Oops, that's Arabic. Am I right? Hebrew and Arabic look similar. You are a soulful soccer (football) player, perhaps. Or maybe a scammer spammer. Happy Halloween and I likes that you stopped by.
I'll never look at candy the same way again. Especially the Hostess Pie. What a graphic name for a sweet treat... well, when you think about it THAT way.
Hope you have an awesome Halloween! I'll be e-mailing you shortly.
Someday someone is going to cover you in chocolate syrup and then clean you up in the slow and lingering way. Who will be the lucky, yet skilled, guy? Happy Halloween!
Cover me in chocolate and eat me up, Willy Dunne Wooters. Or maybe it should be the other way around. Free-trade, organic chocolate all over the Wooters man. I'll dip him in it.
There you go. Look what I started! Well, I won't look. You two go about your delicious, sinful business and enjoy it to the fullest. Happy Halloween, Miss Janie. Love.
It is slowly growing here for sure. I took Tilly out but it was hard to find houses doing it. She loved it though. What kid wouldnt like a bunch of 'candy'? We call them lollies but she says she prefers candy haha
Cute poem. I rarely get any trick or treaters in recent years. None the last 2 in a row. Wasn't even going to buy candy this year; but did at the last minute. Had one, little girl from next door so I gave her one of the 3 bags I bought and a fistful of stuff from the other two, lol
Thanks for dropping by, Sandy. It seems we get fewer and fewer trick or treaters every year. It's kinda sad to me. I remember when kids went out in droves.
Bonus points for including Hot Tamales!
ReplyDeleteI always think of you when I reference Hot Tamales, Alex.
DeleteHahahaha. He would say that.
DeleteGreat post as always, Robyn. :)
Chuckles. Thank you, Melissa.
DeleteHappy Halloween.
Happy Halloween Robyn! are you staying home to hand out candy or going to a party?
ReplyDeleteI think I'll give out candy - it's more fun to me than going out.
DeleteWhat about you, JoJo?
I hope your Halloween is hot, sweet and satisfying.
ReplyDeleteThank you, EC. I plan on it. ;)
DeleteHappy Halloween to you. Actually, Aussies don't celebrate Halloween. Do you?
No. The stores would like us to get on board and are pushing rather a lot of crap, but so far the take-up is small.
DeleteYou Aussies are good peeps - always taking the high road. Good for you.
DeleteMay your needs be sated and kisses unfoiled. Happy Halloween, dear Robyn, and thanks for this poetic treat!
ReplyDeleteYou're most welcome, Geo.
DeleteHappy, sweet Halloween.
I really likes your blog! You have shared the whole concept really well and very beautifully soulful read!
ReplyDeleteThanks for sharing
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I likes that you call this a "soulful read". And I see Hebrew letters! That's your Hebrew name, yes? Are you in Israel, Piseth? Nice to meet you. B'Shalom.
DeleteOops, that's Arabic. Am I right? Hebrew and Arabic look similar. You are a soulful soccer (football) player, perhaps. Or maybe a scammer spammer.
DeleteHappy Halloween and I likes that you stopped by.
With needs being satisfied all the year long, one is sure going to need some candy to stay strong.
ReplyDeleteThis is true -
DeleteCandy all the year through.
That's what I always say.
Halloween is just another day.
If only the candy makers knew... LOL
ReplyDeleteThey'd sell it even more, right? We'll keep it our little secret. Smiles.
DeleteHappy Halloween, Diane.
and now the holiday is officially here, thanks to Halloween erotica. You are the best. I wish upon you many treats and tasty chocolate too
ReplyDeleteYou're among my best followers and bloggy friends, Joanne. Thank you.
DeleteHave a spooktacular Halloween!
I'll never look at candy the same way again. Especially the Hostess Pie. What a graphic name for a sweet treat... well, when you think about it THAT way.
ReplyDeleteHope you have an awesome Halloween! I'll be e-mailing you shortly.
Ever since I saw the scene in American Pie, Bryan - I can't enjoy apple pie. I lie. I still enjoy it immensely. But, um, yuck.
DeleteSo much candy, so little time.
ReplyDeleteThat's my motto and I'm sticking to it, Ruth.
DeleteHappy Halloween!
I can never get into a holiday mood until I read one of your saucy and seasonal poems.
ReplyDeleteI'm grateful I can get you into the spirit of the season - whatever season it is, Stephen.
DeleteHappy Halloween.
Someday someone is going to cover you in chocolate syrup and then clean you up in the slow and lingering way. Who will be the lucky, yet skilled, guy? Happy Halloween!
ReplyDeleteYou tease and delight with your words, Jono. I appreciate it.
DeleteA very fun and Happy Halloween to you too!
Cover me in chocolate and eat me up, Willy Dunne Wooters. Or maybe it should be the other way around. Free-trade, organic chocolate all over the Wooters man. I'll dip him in it.
ReplyDeleteLove,
Janie
There you go. Look what I started! Well, I won't look. You two go about your delicious, sinful business and enjoy it to the fullest.
DeleteHappy Halloween, Miss Janie.
Love.
You naughty girl. Happy Halloween. May you get your fill...of chocolate.
ReplyDeleteWell that I did. (Of course). And we had ZERO trick-or-treaters, so I have plenty more "fills" to go. Yikes.
DeleteShakespeare is so jealous that HE didn't write "Oh God-iva, my Ding Dong dream!" Happy Halloween, Robyn!
ReplyDeleteHeehee. The Ding Dong could've saved Romeo and Juliet, right?
DeleteYou always come up with a zinger, Debra. Wink.
Hope it was a great Halloween.
We discussed climax in my classroom today. It wasn't quite the same context though. ;)
ReplyDeleteIt must've been pretty anti-climactic for the students, Rosey. That's funny. Thanks for dropping by, my friend.
DeleteBe well.
It is slowly growing here for sure. I took Tilly out but it was hard to find houses doing it. She loved it though. What kid wouldnt like a bunch of 'candy'? We call them lollies but she says she prefers candy haha
ReplyDeleteThat's cute. I prefer candy to lollies too.
DeleteGlad you had a fun Halloween with Tilly.
ps. Very funny poem too. If its not wrapped, no partake haha Amen to that.
ReplyDeleteThanks, Anthony. Yeah, you never know what you're gonna get when there's no wrapper. Smiles.
DeleteCandy Corn.
ReplyDeleteMy bag shall not adorn.
Hershey's could do worse. Wait, no, they can't!
DeleteCute poem. I rarely get any trick or treaters in recent years. None the last 2 in a row. Wasn't even going to buy candy this year; but did at the last minute. Had one, little girl from next door so I gave her one of the 3 bags I bought and a fistful of stuff from the other two, lol
ReplyDeleteReese's are my favorite.
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Thanks for dropping by, Sandy. It seems we get fewer and fewer trick or treaters every year. It's kinda sad to me. I remember when kids went out in droves.
DeleteHave a great week.