Tuesday, June 13, 2017

Unfold, Unleash, and Wave Away! Flag Day Erotica

Dear Sillies,
If you have one, take it out and wave it proudly. Need I say that bigger is better?
Happy Flag Day.
Keep a smile and sense of gratitude, my friends.
Love you.

26 comments:

  1. There's a reason Betsy made the stars into a circle on the first flag.

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    1. And she found a nice long, solid pole for that flag. Thick in girth too.

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  2. I think one may get arrested if they parade it.

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  3. Ha! I'm enjoying this after hanging my flag from our balcony.

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    1. You did your duty. May it wave proudly and without going limp.

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  4. Well, we are flying our flag but right now with what my hubs has gone thru- I cant comment on the stiffness. sniff sniff.

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    1. Sorry hon. It will straighten itself out.
      Love to you.

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  5. clever as always. My chuckle for the week

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  6. Who parades it for all the world to see? I can't believe you approve of flashing, Robyn!

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    1. Well, GB, gotta see what I'm missing (It's not really a pretty sight, but it is entertaining.)

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  7. Recently, I was shocked to see my neighbor's flag on the ground. I sent my son over to pick it up. Its pole was broken! Heavens to Betsy! It's a good thing my son could make repairs to keep the neighbor lady happy.

    Love,
    Janie

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    1. Heavens to Betsy indeed. Your son is a saint.
      Love.

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  8. When I was a Boy Scout, I always wished I could be flag-bearer in parades, but that honor went to the kid with the deepest navel.

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  9. Ill be sure to unfurl the curl, unleash the beast, let loose Ma Bruce, unchain Mr Pain, back in a jiffy with Mr Stiffy...

    It goes on...
    ..and on and on....
    Let's just say .... Ron Jeremy is in hiding.

    :P

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    1. Your silliest poem yet!
      Thank you, Anthony.
      xo =)

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  10. Another holiday tribute done Robyn style. :) Thanks for the smile today. Hahaha!

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  11. Hey Robyn,

    I was going to leave a long, rambling comment but I'm starting to flag....

    Gary

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  12. Your key words here are going to bring some real nuts to your blog. ahahaha (thinking of Pat's key word search posts). :) I'm here to say hello!! It's been too long. I'm so swamped stinking busy, but no complaint. At least life is moving forward!! <3

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  13. I don't even own a flag, but next year I'm hoping to fix that with corrective surgery.

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  14. Betsy Ross as porn star?
    Who would've thunk it...

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