Tuesday, September 10, 2013
Reasons for Celibacy, #259 - 267: Men ISO Sweat Patters!
REASON #259: Someone sweat
That’s an interesting fetish. Have you tried a co-ed sauna, sweat-lodge in the Sahara, or women’s sumo wrestling competition?
REASON #260: whats the opposite of opposite??? ;)
You don’t know this, so you’re asking on a dating site? Sweetie, it’s the same as same. Now, let’s try a new game. Which of these things is not like the others: you and a room full of geniuses?
REASON #261: I'm not here to impress any of you mother****ers.
Then you’ve done your job, honey.
REASON #262: I can only say im a hard worker, that want a life long patter.
A patter for your whole life? I might suggest moving into an airport security check-point.
REASON #263: I'm the biggest jerk you'll ever meet.
Not true. We won’t be meeting.
REASON #264: Who wants to hang out? Get some coffee..sex? Jk
Sure. Meet me at the Starbuck’s that’s across from another coffee shop and near a fast-food chain. I’ll be there at 8pm tonight. I’ll be naked, and I look like Halle Berry. Jk.
REASON #265: Anyone have a extra slinky, mine is in the shop!!
No, but the last one I played with was too flaccid. Same problem?
REASON #266: trust me, I'm a lawyer
That’s like saying, “Respect me, I’m Anthony Weiner.”
REASON #267: Make Feel Some Type Of Way
I know, right? And Sense None Have You Yoda Say