REASONS FOR CELIBACY, #201-208

from Google images

Hi there! Lifted directly from popular on-line dating sites, and embellished by my italicized snark, I now present reasons 201 through 208 for [not just me but] any straight, single woman to choose celibacy. Excepting the last two, these are all internet dating ad headlines. Please enjoy...

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REASON #201: I'm distrustful of gnomes.

I’m distrustful of men who are distrustful of gnomes.

REASON #202: Headline Shmedline    

Weirdo Shmeirdo

REASON #203: No

"No"? That’s your headline? I can’t think of a weirder way to promote yourself. Wait, here’s one:

REASON #204: Man bites dog

Upon further research, I see that this is a movie title. Still, it’s a weird personal ad headline!

REASON #205: Headline 

You’re not a creative type, I take it.

This one I'm not touching:

REASON #206: I'm a Clyde looking for my Boney

REASON #207: I,m well grounded

And so is your apostrophe.

REASON #208: For the last year I lived on a yatch, and I lopve it.

Curiously, I posted this one over a year ago. But I see you’ve grown to lopve your yatch since then. Glad someone does.

Halloween Erotica: Mummy Porn

a repost for immature, playful audiences

Bite me.

You suck.

Sweep me away.

No treats, just tricks for you today.

 Fill my bag with all you've got

It's what you give that makes me hot.

You scare.

You creep.

You're ugly too.

My zombie freak,

My favorite shrew.

I love and fear you just the same. 

Your candy corns scream out my name.

Now hide your face beneath a mask.

Let's nail down this dreaded task

And score and score until the dawn

We'll lick and chew til candy's gone.

Be safe everyone! Have fun! Wink.

Miscellaneous, Sundays in My City

UnknownMami did it again. She does it every week - hosts a wonderfully scenic worldwide party.

I'm sharing a few miscellaneous shots.
I'm also sharing concern for all my friends on the US East Coast. Please stay out of harm's way. I'm keeping you in my thoughts and prayers.

                                            Saturday in my city

Hundreds of Chico, CA zombies made our town proudly scared yesterday with their participation in this year's Thrill the World. Did anyone else have this in your city? See it? Dance in it?

I'm sure you can find Nemo. Can you also find the baby star fish? Cute, huh?

GO AWAY, SANDY!

Again, to all East Coasters, please stay safe and keep your loved ones safe. 

My prayers and thoughts go out to you.