Ode to the Big D

Dear Sillies,
I'll let this Ode speak for itself.
Honestly, though, please let me know if you miss the big D too. I need to not feel so alone in this.
Love you.

Happy New Year, 2024! Horsing Around

Dear Silly Lovies,

HAPPY NEW YEAR! May your joys far outweigh your struggles this year. And may you not forget the value of laughter, the sublime feeling of biting into a divine piece of chewy chocolate, or the thrill of mixing in some naughty.

I recently returned from a wonderful trip to Los Angeles, wherein loving family resides. On my way home, I had to try Marianne's garlic chocolate ice cream in Gilroy, the garlic capital of the world. 

Both flavors are strong, yet they work together harmoniously. Marianne did this right. It was yummy and gone very quickly.

Also on the way home, I stopped to eat Chinese food. The placemat informed me that the year I was born, 1966, is the year of the Horse. 

Let's see, this presumably makes me: 

Popular and attractive to the opposite sex. - Yes, the ones who haven't seen my morning face. 

Often ostentatious - Yes, but not purposefully.

and impatient - Yes, purposefully.

I need people - We all do, and I need most people to leave me alone. 

I'm to Marry a Tiger or a Dog early - I'm not a morning person. See above regarding opposite sex.

but never a Rat. - I married a Snake, purposely, but he was also an ostentatious Rat and an impatient Boar. I needed him to leave me alone. Divorce ensued.

Any other Horses out there?

More love and all kinds of goodness to you for this New Year!

Santa Erotica, Merry Christmas

Dear Sillies,

Whatever you celebrate, and even if you don't, may you experience great joy this season and in the coming year. Be naughty too!

I love you.