Anti-Valentine's Day Hate Contest: Pro Self-Love Entries

Dearest Silly Hearts,
   The announcement was made. The entries were entered. This momentous decision is up to you!
   Please vote in the comments on your favorite Pro Self-Love Entry. Must be a follower of this blog. Vote for one and only one that isn't your own. If there's a tie, I'll break it. The winner will receive a very sweet package from Life by Chocolate's self-loving team (of one).
   
   I love you, my Sillies.
   Thank you!
   Robyn
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Elephant's Child  

I love me tender, love me true.
The rest of you can 
get back in the line.

Pat Hatt 

Honey, please go take a hike.
My hand I love, you I only kinda like.

Elizabeth Seckman

Ode to Batteries
Rayovac, Duracell
Powered up they’ll ring the bell
Energizer, Eveready
Won’t even ask that you wear a teddy

Janie Junebug  

Self-love is my theme. Self-love is my dream. 

My psychiatrist and I scheme 
and decide it's hallucinogens I need 

to block the Valentine's screed. 

Bite me, Chocolate.

Sandy

Looking into the mirror, I'm as special as I can be, 

cause there's nobody quite like me........sucks to be you!

It pains me to have to disqualify these 2 below, due to word count (They're over 36 words). But they're very much worth the read!

Joanne 

I'm a pro, I'm the best
My love for me is above the rest
See my selfies, hear me roar
stuff of legends, part of lore
Never alone in my bed
all the voices praise in my head
turn out the light
but wear a teddy (just kidding Elizabeth)
love,love,love me
I am ready

Geo.   

Looking back on 11 years retirement, there are many jobs I hired that I used to do myself: tree-trimming, roofing, under-house plumbing --all within parameters of my pension. But love? Almost all who loved me never sent me a bill. (Sorry, 4 words over the limit)