We've no shortage of festive sights in Chico, CA.
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For the sake of sillyness, I've resurrected an oldie inspired by Jenny Matlock. Her Saturday Centus exercise involves writing a piece within 100 words. The prompt is bolded below.
Rudolph's Special Problem, 12/10
Times
are tough. Rudolph's lost his charge. The poor deer's tried everything:
LED bulbs, performance enhancing pills, Emotional Freeing
Techniques...to no avail.
Meanwhile, Santa patronizes Starbucks. Gulping a grande chai-nog, he ponders Plan B. Do I pick the Tom Tom, Garmin, or Magellan? Shall I shop Best Buy, Costco, eBay or Amazon? Farklempt,* Santa skypes the elves for a consult.
Vixen and Prancer strut by, giggling about Rudolph's special problem.
Eyeing Santa's laptop, Vixen sneers, "What was he thinking? OMG! Elves are soooo 2009..."
"Totally," adds Prancer. "Hasn't he heard of outsourcing?"
Santa flashes the deers a gesture inappropriate for the season.
*Farklempt = Yiddish for utterly flustered and discouraged.
Meanwhile, Santa patronizes Starbucks. Gulping a grande chai-nog, he ponders Plan B. Do I pick the Tom Tom, Garmin, or Magellan? Shall I shop Best Buy, Costco, eBay or Amazon? Farklempt,* Santa skypes the elves for a consult.
Vixen and Prancer strut by, giggling about Rudolph's special problem.
Eyeing Santa's laptop, Vixen sneers, "What was he thinking? OMG! Elves are soooo 2009..."
"Totally," adds Prancer. "Hasn't he heard of outsourcing?"
Santa flashes the deers a gesture inappropriate for the season.
***
*Farklempt = Yiddish for utterly flustered and discouraged.
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Thanks for visiting.
Catch your breath, as we approach mid-December, 2013's finish line.
Have a safe, peaceful, warm-loving Sunday and new week!
Thanks for visiting.
Catch your breath, as we approach mid-December, 2013's finish line.
Have a safe, peaceful, warm-loving Sunday and new week!