Summerotica, Bernie Forever

Dear Sillies,

Summer's here. Do you like the season? Dread it? Both or neither?
It's my favorite, despite the unbearable Chico heat. Any excuse for ice cream or fro yo. Yippee!

May Pope Francis be resting in peace and honored that I've brought him back via Summerotica. 

Pope Leo has yet to agree to another photo shoot with me. His security mentioned something about my ignoring a Restraining Order. I can't imagine what the Vatican guards are referencing. Strange. 

Anyway, stay cool, my Sillies. Also please get and stay hot as appropriate or inappropriate, to a pleasant extent. Wink.

Enjoy.

Announcing My New Love! Pope Leo XIV

Happy June, Dear Sillies!

Have you seen the latest tabloids? Yeah, have a new love! Truth be told, the Vatican warned me that should I continue my antics, they'll file a restraining order against me, but Pope Leo XIV is just so adorable. And he's 69. *Giggle, snort.* What a sweetheart. I know he loves me and everyone, but mostly me. Don't we look cozy together? Sigh.

Psst, ignore Martha. She's just jealous.

Chocolates by Megan, Chocolate Taste Testing

Hi My Dear Sillies,

It's time for more chocolate. When is it not?

I met this lovely woman at our Saturday Farmer's Market. Megan makes remarkably tasty and artistically divine forms of chocolate - in a healthy way and catered to your individual needs. There's no refined sugar. Maple syrup is healthier and - heck - yummier. But she'll substitute that for mango or date sugars (even healthier!), or whatever you request. Megan doesn't temper her chocolate, so you appreciate its rich essence immediately. You can practically taste the chocolate upon first sniff. 

You can find and follow chocolates.by.megan on Instagram or Facebook (unsolicited endorsement. She's worthy!)

I sampled this pistachio bar, which has a lovely green ice creamy inside. Mmm. Divine. My only minor critique is that it's a bit too salty on the outside for me. But I'm a sweet, not salty gal. 

I give it a 9+ out of 10.

What treats have been on your plate or palate as of late?

Keep it silly, my dears. Keep it silly.

Much love!