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Monday, May 3, 2021

May Pole Erotica

Dear Silliest of Sillies,
   It's May! We all know what that means. Yeah, it's time to polish up the ole May pole, remove a few layers, and go wild.
   Or just take time to smell a lovely rose.
 

29 comments:

  1. Oh you take May to a whole new level. Thank you. I am blushing.

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    1. Haha. Gee, thank you. Keep blushing, Joanne. It looks good on you.

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  2. You got me all excited talking about tools. We talkin' Craftsman or Snap-On?

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  3. Just innocent fun -- clean festivities here,
    But some might misread your intentions, I fear.
    Though maypoles are clearly the point of your song,
    Some readers will think what you want is.....uh.....to belong.
    We come here and comment, we know that you've seen us,
    But some may suspect you're obsessed with.....um.....the planet Venus.
    The May celebration's the theme that you pick;
    No reason to think you're fixated on.....er.....a tall pagan stick, that's it.

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    1. My, how clever you are, Infidel.
      From a few of your writings, I couldn't tell.
      As your rhyme suggests, though, indeed I'm fixated
      on the part of a main that makes me grow elated.
      I think of it daily, and at night in my bed
      Hint: It has something to do with a man's head
      It's his brain, Infidel.
      Did you think I meant dick instead?

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  4. Pole dancing never sounded so fun.

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    1. It actually looks like a blast, but maybe that's because everyone's plastered.

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  5. Well, now May doesn't sound so bad.

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  6. So funny! I will never look at a Maypole the same way again.

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    1. Ha. Me neither, Sherry. When I researched for this, I found a lot of fun pictures and descriptions of the May Pole Dance.
      Cheers.

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  7. I climbed a Maypole on Saturday. It felt pretty damn good.

    Love,
    Janie

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  8. Oh my! A proud and erect pole?!!!

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  9. "First comes the erection. Straight up to the sky" -Daaaaang! I suddenly have the urge to erect a pole -hahaha

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  10. Well Belated Happy May Day to you. I hope to found a pole to dance around.

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    1. Still looking for one that's stable, Lady M.
      =) Thanks for chiming in.

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  11. Now one needs to wrap that ribbon around the Maypole singing divinely because that pole is all wrapped up I a nifty bow.

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    1. It's a dainty piece of artwork. Martha Stewart would go wild, Birgit. Smiles.

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