It had been far too long since I'd written poetic erotica.
What can I say? This isolation resurrected some of the ole naughty mojo.
Please enjoy this one, and may you have a sacred Holy week.
Happy Passover! Happy Easter!
I love you and Bernie.
Monday, April 6, 2020
Sacred Zooming in The Bedroom: QuarantinErotica
Dearest Sillies,
It had been far too long since I'd written poetic erotica.
What can I say? This isolation resurrected some of the ole naughty mojo.
Please enjoy this one, and may you have a sacred Holy week.
Happy Passover! Happy Easter!
I love you and Bernie.
It had been far too long since I'd written poetic erotica.
What can I say? This isolation resurrected some of the ole naughty mojo.
Please enjoy this one, and may you have a sacred Holy week.
Happy Passover! Happy Easter!
I love you and Bernie.
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Outstanding, Robyn! And my, Bernie's pretty buff for an old guy, LOL! Passover blessings to you. And eat a chocolate rabbit or ten -- it's okay -- there's no calories during the pandemic, you know.
ReplyDeleteNo calories at all, you say?
DeleteI sure do love you and your wisdom.
Thanks, Debra.
I know Satre said that hell was other people, but I think a better definition would be a Zoom date. I'm so sick of Zoom meetings (and have three tomorrow).
ReplyDeleteThey're not my favorite. I can't get the camera and audio to work simultaneously, which is a good thing for everyone else.
DeleteThanks for chiming in.
Hang tough.
Ahhh purell the go to juice for now but isn’t it a bit satisfying when you squeeze it only to see it pop onto your hand?
ReplyDeleteHaha. I can never get that stuff out, except in clumps. But Purell is a better go-to than...booze, I guess. I mean, it's healthier.
DeleteKeep a smile and good health, Birgit.
Purell (or its Orstrayan equivalent)? Scarcer than hen's teeth here. Somewhere someone is having a LOT of fun with hand sanitiser, toilet paper, yeast and flour. Not to mention baked beans.
ReplyDeleteI suspect I am grateful to be isolated from them.
And love your fun poem. Thank you.
Funny that you mention yeast. Yeast! That's so random and obscure, yet a baker/cook friend can't find any yeast. I suppose it being Pesach time doesn't help.
DeleteA blessed Passover, my friend.
Go gently, more than ever.
Hilarious as always! Stay safe. Stay healthy.
ReplyDeleteThank you, my sis-across-the-country.
DeleteYou too. I and we will not settle for less.
Dear Robyn, enjoyed post very much. We need humor and fun always, but especially right now. I've never been locked down like this in all my 70 years. I plan to spend the next 70 hoarding toilet paper. I wish you wellness and Chag Sameach. You're important to me.
ReplyDeleteChag Sameach, my loving friend.
DeleteYou are precious, Geo. You touch my heart and soul in a profound way.
And now I know where I'll get my tp sometime in the next 70 years. You don't live too far, afterall.
Chag Sameach! (You speak/write Hebrew too? I'm impressed. I got some Holy Matzah from Jerusalem delivered yesterday, free, from our generous Chabad. I forgot the term and said "Happy Passover." But you have it on the tip of your tongue.)
Love.
lol that is sure one way to spend the quarantine.
ReplyDeleteIt's virtually safe too, Pat.
DeleteJust have some Purell within reach. But wait, wash your hands first.
Smiles.
Do you think there is already a lot of naked Zooming going on? I think most people are at home with no pants most of the time. At least that's what I want to think. Eating chocolate bunnies whilst lounging pants free might make this social distancing a lot more tolerable.
ReplyDeleteHaha. We think alike. I was trying to work in a line about not wearing pants, but it just didn't fit in.
DeleteI am going to hunt down a chocolate bunny in the very near future - with pants on, though.
Stay healthy, Jono.
Toilet paper is really important right now. But fortunately I don't need to zoom in the bedroom.
ReplyDeleteIt's going to be the weirdest Easter ever.
I know, Alex. But the pres has been certain all along that Easter shall not be cancelled. One of my friends is actually doing a virtual seder, which I think is cool. I can't get my audio and camera working to Zoom into it, though. Strange and tough times.
DeleteKeep your spirits up, and stay in good health. You're essential, Alex.
This is your BEST one ever. I love that we can all go straight to ...Purell. Genius, my friend.
ReplyDeleteEaster egg hunts are going to be very lame this year.
Enjoy all the chocolate bunnies - I like that there are no calories during a pandemic according to Debra above. I like how she thinks.
That Debra is very wise and spunky, as are you. Thanks so much for the praise. It feels good to get some again. I mean to get back my mojo, to not have lost it. And I don't mean anything inappropriate by that. Or do I?
DeleteHugs, healthy and safety, friend.
Very good. I enjoyed this one tremendously and so did my vibrator.
ReplyDeleteLove,
Janie
Why thank you.
DeleteI'm glad to give your vibrator an extra charge, my dear.
Love.
Must sanitize when it's over! LOL
ReplyDeleteBefore, after, and - as much as possible, during.
DeleteWink.
Stay well, Diane.
Our family Easter is going to be a Zoom party. That should be interesting. Thanks for the quarantine advice and the smiles that came with it. Just make sure you wash your hands both before and after! Stay well, Robyn, and Happy Passover.
ReplyDeleteI hope you had a great Zoom Easter gathering, Connie.
DeleteBe well, as well.
In a word - PERFECTION! You've managed to brilliantly combine quarantine and Passover in a pithy poem that would knock Moses's robes off! Robyn, you are still the Queen of Erotica. Sorry about Bernie. I know how smitten you are with him. Happy Passover, and stay safe and healthy.
ReplyDeleteJulie
Thanks so much, Julie. Your spark always gets me feeling happy and giddy. And your mention of Moses losing his robes? Aww, a heavenly thought.
DeleteHappy Passover. Be safe, strong, and know you're very much loved. <3
Especially when Bernie drops by.
ReplyDeleteCheers.