I hope you had a great Easter.
You're so silly that I figured it's time for a comment collage. This one reads like a hilariously bizarre script, and it's comprised of your recent comments. If you're not quoted below, my apologies. {You're likely more sane than the rest of us.}
Thank you for being a fun-filled, playful bunch. Please stay that way, because I love ya.
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Joanne said Spring
has sprung, figure out who's hung…
Janie Junebug said Now
that's the way to cheer me up--not that I've ever had an unhappy moment. Elsie Amata
said It's about freakin' time! Lux G. said
Matt Damon though. Pat Tillett said I'll bet he wouldn't like it if
you called him "peanut dick!"
A Beer For The
Shower said So
is no one concerned about her wanting to tear up beef to the bone? No food is
safe here! Alex J. Cavanaugh said I wonder how many Leprechauns
were harmed? Birgit said I just think of the Jolly Green
giant as having syphilis. Jono said The
urges of spring are strong. Now to find a willing partner to perform the rites.Gorilla Bananas said Now if the foot fetish guy
could write with perfect grammar and punctuation, I hope you'd be curious at
least. I mean he can't stay down there forever, can he? Elephant's Child said There are far too many oxygen
thieves about and I would like to cut off their supplies. sage said Trying to be cute he made an
ass out of himself. Al Penwasser said Using Peeps for S'Mores while
camping. Giddy up! Anthony J.
Langford said Shakin that ass Robyn! JoJo said That's hilarious!!!!!! Pickleope Von
Pickleope said As
the one with a sentient pickle avatar, THANK YOU STEPHEN for looking out for
the rights of cucumbers. Pat Hatt said Guess short people just get the
short end of the stick. Mitchell is Moving said You could always wear a sign
that says, "If you want to have a snowball's chance in Hell of getting to
first base, don't call me Shorty." fishducky said My nephew has been married to a
4'8" woman for about 40 years. I love her dearly!! Stephen Hayes
said As a short person I take comfort in that. Debra She Who Seeks said Do I hear a mic drop at the end
of that! Yes!
Isn't it lovely to belong to a HUGE tribe of weirdos.
ReplyDeleteIt's a great honor, right? I love my weird people. =)
DeleteA lot of comments about short people and shorties, I see. They will eat their words when the dwarves and pygmies revolt in righteous fury.
ReplyDeleteEspecially because the Jolly Green Giant has syphilis, GB. Beware.
DeleteIf we all met up in one place would we overwhelm the local mental health facilities? Would it affect our arrest records? Would the National Guard have to get involved? Inciting a riot can be a serious charge.
ReplyDeleteI don't know, but it would be worth whatever the price.
DeleteSweet, I made the cut. You could make a play out of these series of non-sequiturs. Scholars would analyze it like it was Waiting for Godot.
ReplyDeleteUptight scholars.
DeleteOf course you made the weirdness cut, PVP. Did you ever have a doubt?
Always fun to read these compilations!
ReplyDeleteI think you tend to have provided the perfect finale line too, Debra. Every time.
DeleteI love seeing all the comments in one place!
ReplyDeleteIt's really fun and in your word, "hilarious!"
DeleteThanks, JoJo.
Funny! Peanut dick wins.
ReplyDeleteMrs. Peanut approves.
DeleteHaha. Oh my. Glad Mrs. Peanut doesn't ask for much. Not much at all. She's kinda nuts herself.
DeleteI didn't come up short today. Does that mean I'm one card short of a full deck? Life's too short to be sane. Long story short, the winner may have nabbed peanut dick by the short and curlies.
ReplyDeleteWe're really eating up that peanut dick. Oops, what did I just say? lol.
DeleteLOL! That's so funny. I don't want to be sane though. Where's the fun in that?
ReplyDeleteTrue, Diane. You're not sane. I just couldn't work it all in. Your comments always make me laugh.
DeleteOh, I supposed this means I'm less sane? :)
ReplyDeleteYes it does, Sage. Yes it does.
DeleteSome of those are pretty darn funny. Jolly Green Giant has syphilis!
ReplyDeleteLove,
Janie
Birgit always delivers laughs and weirdness, JJ.
DeleteLove.
Looks like I'm in good company.
ReplyDeleteYou can count on it.
DeleteIt's good to be short. I mean, it's good to be weird. And short.
Delightful --a comment-collage that is nothing short of stellar!
ReplyDeleteI keep re-reading and never tire of it. I'm glad you like it too, Geo. Thank you.
DeleteHAHA! These are funny. Your blogging pals are a bunch of weirdos. Isn't it great? :)
ReplyDeleteYes, it makes me feel very lucky, Martha.
DeleteThanks for dropping by.
What fun! Isn't that what life's supposed to be about? Great post. Loved it!
ReplyDeleteYes! Thank you, Nicola.
DeleteThanks for letting me kick off the insanity. Proud to know you and be a part of your posse. We have much to be proud of and look to you for welcome levity in this wacky world. Take care my friend
ReplyDeleteYours was the perfect kick-off, Joanne. I'm honored to be looked to for levity. It's mutual, and what goes around comes around. =)
DeleteVirtual hugs.
Your readers are both clever and hilarious! Thanks for the smiles. :)
ReplyDeleteAnd weird too. That's why I love all of you.
DeleteI still stand by what I said. I have no idea what the context is, but dammit, I still stand by it.
ReplyDelete(I love when you do these, and this one is so especially colorful this year, in every sense of the word)
I still laugh at what you said. It was in reference to my spring erotica. It's even funnier, though, in the mix of all the weirdness. Thanks, BnB.
DeleteIt's fun how these all make sense somehow. :D
ReplyDeleteBrilliant, darling.
Thank you, Lux. It's bizarre and hilarious, isn't it?
DeleteI'm with Bryan. Who knows what I was commenting on but it seems like I was passionate about it so yeah, it's about freakin' time whatever it was happened. Freak yeah! Love you, my friend! ;)
ReplyDeleteIt's about freakin time for (almost) anything, my dear.
DeleteLove you too.
Such a great idea and fun post!!
ReplyDeleteThanks Holli. Happy weekend!
DeleteThank you for the shout out. I hope every time you see a ball shaped, green water tower, you will think of my comment:)
ReplyDeleteEvery single time, my dear. Every time!
DeleteLol. Thank you.
Sick puppies. All of them.
ReplyDeleteLove it. xo
I know, right? And I am truly grateful for that.
DeleteThat is pretty funny all together. How can people be so crass? Oh yeah, I forgot that one of them was mine...
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