Welcome, My Sillies! Together we'll uncover morsels of sweetness in the light and dark. You'll crave chocolate. I'm a naughty influence. {Note: I avoid Hershey's but partake in regular fixes of fair trade and organic varieties.} Please enjoy a ravenous sampling, and may you fast become addicted. Cheers to all things sweet. That, Dear Sillies, includes you.
Admirable safe sex message embedded in all the naughtiness, but what exactly did Mom teach? I didn't think Moms gave very specific instructions on what to devour, but what do I know?
The lessons were simple and basic: safety first. If it's not wrapped, don't eat, nibble, lick or blow on it.
Truthfully, I got no direct messages at all. I just prioritize my own safety and lack of desire to be a mommy. What does a gorilla's mommy teach? I hope you don't mind my monopoly on bananas in times of need, GB.
Ah, I'm honored and flattered. Thank you, Stephen. I don't actually like this time of year, but doing and posting these makes things more fun for me too.
No candy bowl inside my door No need to trick, or cry for more this dish is empty the cupboard bare, but I know I left an all-day sucker 'round here somewhere...
Is it bad that I was distracted by Bernie? I'm sorry, I just couldn't help myself. He just has that white fluff of hair I find so...so...eye-catching! Love ya!
I should. Do you know that I actually not only shook Bernie's warm, compassionate, strong hand, but I shouted "I love you!" to him? Swear to the chocolate gods. He mouthed something back. This part, I can't guarantee, but I think he said "I love you too, Robyn Alana Engel."
Oh my.
ReplyDeleteA poem to heat the air, and fend off winter. Permanently.
Admirable safe sex message embedded in all the naughtiness, but what exactly did Mom teach? I didn't think Moms gave very specific instructions on what to devour, but what do I know?
ReplyDeleteThe lessons were simple and basic: safety first. If it's not wrapped, don't eat, nibble, lick or blow on it.
DeleteTruthfully, I got no direct messages at all. I just prioritize my own safety and lack of desire to be a mommy. What does a gorilla's mommy teach? I hope you don't mind my monopoly on bananas in times of need, GB.
Fine poem with a thoughtful hygienic message. Halloween sounds like a lot more fun in your town.
ReplyDeleteWe like to keep things safe and naughty here, Geo. Wink.
DeleteGood for you - wrapped for safety!
ReplyDeletehahahaha Another great one!
ReplyDeletehaha wrappings are sure a must. Nibbling til next year sure is some lust
ReplyDeleteLust and wrappings
DeleteMake it work
Chocolate is an added perk.
And lick my candy corn! LOL
ReplyDeleteHot stuff for a cool time of year! It might be the weather, but I feel a slight stiffness coming on.
ReplyDeleteKeep it wrapped and warm, Jono. Or just keep it hot.
DeleteHa! Halloween must be very interesting in your neighborhood. :)
ReplyDeletelove it - hot and sticky! Happy Halloween week
ReplyDeleteI want to trick or treat at your house!!
ReplyDeleteI just isn't a fun holiday without your festive seasonal erotica.
ReplyDeleteAh, I'm honored and flattered. Thank you, Stephen. I don't actually like this time of year, but doing and posting these makes things more fun for me too.
DeleteNo candy bowl
ReplyDeleteinside my door
No need to trick,
or cry for more
this dish is empty
the cupboard bare,
but I know I left an
all-day sucker 'round here somewhere...
All-day suckers are fairly good
DeleteBut lest I be misunderstood
Dark, long ones are out of sight
especially ones that last all-night.
When treats run out.
ReplyDeleteI've something dandy.
Ketchup packets.
Nature's candy!
Hahaha Oh my, I can't top that. (<-That's what Bill Clinton said.)
Delete"Tricks and treats for you,"
Monica told Bill stat,
"'Cuz we know at home
You don't hit that."
Oh dear. I think you melted my chocolate.
ReplyDeleteMmm, hot fudge is divine. Enjoy it any way you choose, LD.
DeleteYou are one hot lady!
ReplyDeleteThank you, Martha. Right now, I have the heater on and a comforter to keep my legs warm. Smiles.
DeleteWhat kind of costume do I need to trick-or-treat at your house? I volunteer to lick all the chocolate candy wrappers.
ReplyDeleteLove,
Janie
That information, I can't publicize. Show up and we'll talk. Wink.
DeleteLove,
Robyn
Those types of candy are the best kind for sure. Love the different wrappers as well.
ReplyDeleteAs long as the wrappers haven't expired, it's all good, Birgit.
DeleteSafe sex in (candy) porn. You are so responsible....and clever.
ReplyDeleteI do what I can, Cheryl. Smiles.
DeleteThank you.
I think it got a little hot in here. :D
ReplyDeleteAbsolutely amazing.
Thank you Lux!
DeleteIs it bad that I was distracted by Bernie? I'm sorry, I just couldn't help myself. He just has that white fluff of hair I find so...so...eye-catching! Love ya!
ReplyDeleteBack off girlfriend. J/K. Let's all be distracted by Bernie's fluff.
DeleteLove ya!
You should send that to Bernie. Let him feel the love.
ReplyDeleteI should. Do you know that I actually not only shook Bernie's warm, compassionate, strong hand, but I shouted "I love you!" to him? Swear to the chocolate gods. He mouthed something back. This part, I can't guarantee, but I think he said "I love you too, Robyn Alana Engel."
DeleteSafety First! That's what I always tell me kids. It's not wrapped in the same context though (ha, that's punny, right?). :)
ReplyDeleteHaha. You're a punny lady, Rosey! I love it when I roll with puns unexpectedly. Those ones are the best.
DeleteSafety first, yet devour through the night. Are we talking eatable condoms? Chocolate flavoured perhaps?
ReplyDeleteHappy Halloween!
Where do they sell those, Anthony?
DeletexoHappy Halloween!
Trick or treat now takes on a whole new meaning...
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