It seems fame doesn't always amount to book sales. This is good, right? It means that people still want to read viable writing, so we got this. We're viable, or we can fake it. Woohoo!
I'm going to conclude with three pieces of advice for all insecure writers everywhere:
1) Keep writing.
2) Don't ever bore. This is a writer's biggest crime. There's far too much boring writing out there. I mean, feel free to write boring stuff all you want, but do not share any of it. Everything you publish in a blog, book, or bathroom stall should captivate and entertain. Otherwise, kindly keep it to yourself.
3) Keep writing.
Thank you, folks.
PS Keep writing.
Thank you, Alex, and to the Insecure Writer's Support Group. It's been great fun.