Friday, January 13, 2012
On Why I Choose Celibacy Reasons #155-166
I’ll be having fun with houseguests this weekend and won’t be on-line much. So please enjoy these internet dating ad headlines. Not only do these guys utilize interesting marketing ploys, they offer me 12 more reasons for celibacy.
Reason #155: My password is .................
156. Not looking for Intimate incounters
157. my purpose in life requiers a good woman
158. have job and teeth
159. LOOKEN FOR SOMONE TO LOVE ME
160. Iam done with this sight!
161. Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
162. please keep arms inside the ride...
163. Let's Tell People We Met at Wal-Mart
164. I fallen and I can't get up maybe some
165. Cling free please
166. Knight looking for damsel to disdress!
Are you pondering what I'm pondering? That is, it just gets weirder, right? Then again, #163 might be onto (or on) something.
Be well and happy weekend!