The Latest in Chocolate: Chocolate Cheddar Cheese

This month, Trader Joe's introduced us to Chocolate Cheddar Cheese. Have any of you tried it? If so, what did you think? If not, I suggest you do. This combination of cheese and chocolate is excellent - rich and delicious. The checker recommended I try it on apples. I did, and that was okay. I've mainly enjoyed it alone (as I enjoy most things) or on wheat crackers. But I'm thinking it's a red wine, Ritz cracker cheese - optimally. At any rate, I highly recommend it.

Trader Joe's Chocolate Cheddar Cheese gets a 9+ from me.

Anti-Valentine's Day Contest Winners and 500 Thanks!!

I'm happily overwhelmed by nearly 30 responses to Life by Chocolate's Anti-Valentine's Day Contest. You're the most creative, kindhearted, funny and punchy followers a blogger could have. I love you all! But I only picked two winners. These two made me laugh the loudest, due to their randomly silly, marginally edgy feel, with power-packed concluding lines. Just in case you're not already following them, I've provided links.

  by Cal at his Canadiancaveofcoolness

Roses are flowers found in bushes with barbed branches.

  She didn't break my heart by pushing me into that bush. 

Keeping the chocolate did.

by Bossy Betty

Roses are fragile. 

So am I. 

Hurt me once 

and I'll punch in you the eye.

 CONGRATULATIONS, Cal and Betty! 
I'll be in touch about your sweet winnings.

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I'm awestruck to have reached this point. 500+ THANK-YOUS TO MY 500+ followers!

It's nice to feel so loved, especially on Valentine's Day - er, Chocolate Day. 

Enjoy sweet things, special people and/or good chocolate today. 

Know that I appreciate you!

Origins Blogfest and Penthouse Magazine Fame

 

Today I'm participating in the Origins Blogfest, the brainchild of DL Hammons at Cruising Altitude. Co-sponsors include Alex J. Cavanaugh, Katie Mills aka Creepy Query Girl and Matthew MacNish at The QQQE. We're sharing the origins of our writing dreams.
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I've been writing ever since I could hold a crayon. Instead of boring you, though, I'll cut to a highlight: my Penthouse Magazine fame. 

For my graduate research project, I explored Anti-Semitism on the UC Berkeley campus. In the process, I interviewed several professionals in Bay Area Jewish organizations and naively gave one of them a copy of my paper. In turn, and without my permission, she forwarded my work to Penthouse Magazine. Next thing I knew, I received a call from a Penthouse reporter for a phone interview. 

Thus, I'm  featured, no clothes (or picture) in Penthouse Magazine's 1994 Collector's Edition - the big 25th anniversary issue. I can't provide the direct link to the article, but you can purchase the magazine for as low as $5 through Amazon. Warning: copies have been "used," so handle with care.

“I’m um only buying this because I’m published in it,” I told the cashier the day it hit the shelves. She shot me a blank look that said, “I don’t give a crap. Just hand over your money and scram, lady.” But you didn't even ask for my ID, I thought, highly disappointed that (1) I looked my age and (2) I was committing blasphemy with such ease. 

Upon flipping it open, I was shocked to find that my main quote was taken out of context. Further, the lettering was magnified to about 24 point font, with the quote centered in a humongous text box and my full name in boldly legible but smaller letters below. Still, I was excited. Everyone I knew was happy to buy a copy too, in support of my research. (The Journal of Jewish Communal Service published my work in the Summer of 1994, and I was interviewed by several other publications. Nobody expressed interest in those articles, though.) 

Over the years, the tone and substance of my writing have shifted subtly. I’ve gone from investigating sociological phenomena that set the foundation for genocide to dating, sex, and celibacy. Around the time I began blogging (Spring of 2009), a couple of my pieces about dating were accepted for publication in Being Single Magazine. An incredibly exotic, dark, sexy woman's face graces the first page of my article, Single Livin', just above my name. I proudly announced, "If this doesn't help my dating life, nothing will." ...Nah, it didn't help.

It did, however, motivate me to keep writing about my miserable romantic life. It seems my dating turmoil brings others happiness and this makes me happy. The more I date and fail at romance, the more I spread laughter. It's a lose-win-win.

I'm currently struggling to write my first book, Woman on the Verge of Paradise. I don't know how to write a book, and I just hope to finish it someday. Moreover, I hope that, if I do finish it someday, I finish it before I die. And if it attracts a minuscule fraction of the Penthouse "readership," I'll deem myself successful. Especially if I'm still alive. Regardless, the journey's always interesting. Isn't it?

PS Tomorrow I'll post the winners of the Anti-Valentine's Day Chocolate Giveaway.