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Sunday, April 5, 2015
Spring Flings & Unholy Erotica
The organizers of the A-Z Challenge have granted us Sundays off for "good behavior". Surely, I haven't earned it, not with all the raucous Stewy's been creating - that *bleep*! I'll give you a break from her, though. Have a wonderful Easter, (continued) Passover, Spring Sunday...Enjoy.
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You couldn't have written this poem, Robyn. I refuse to believe your basket's vast and empty! Maybe you wrote it for someone else. ;)
ReplyDeleteMaybe it's because I'm Jewish that my basket's vast and empty, GB. It can float a baby on the Nile.
DeleteI hope I'm not going to hell for enjoying that...
ReplyDeleteAs long as I don't go to hell for writing it, Alex. Smiles. Thank you.
DeleteI'm not celebrating Easter today (our Easter is next weekend), so I'm free of sin for chuckling through this :) I think...
ReplyDeleteAll sins are forgiven, Martha.
DeleteI hope you get chocolate eggs both weekends.
Smiling! No matzoh balls at my in law's Easter dinner, but I am putting out kosher cheese, kosher for Passover potato chips, and, of course, matzoh! Alana ramblinwitham.blogspot.com
ReplyDeleteGood for you, Alana. I don't know if I've had kosher cheese. I imagine it tastes just as good as non-kosher cheese. Potato chips are always good. Have a yummy Easter.
DeleteThanks for the "Unholy Erotica," and I hope you have a joyous holiday in whatever way you celebrate. Take care.
ReplyDeleteThanks, Stephen. I'm enjoying sitting on my couch, comforter wrapped around me, listening to the rain. Or is it wind? Rain, rain, come and stay! (Went to seders the past two nights.)
DeleteEnjoy.
This is so deliciously, blasphemously awesome. And I love that it's posted on the Sabbath, at that. A day of rest is best spent in bed, after all...
ReplyDeleteYes, and actually sex is considered a mitzvah (good deed) on the Sabbath. My people don't frown upon (consensual, monogamous) sex. You'd think that fact alone would attract many converts.
DeleteThanks much for your visit. Enjoy.
*blushing* *fanning self*
ReplyDeleteHaha. Thanks, JoJo.
DeleteI'm going to stay inside for a while, lest I get struck for lightening for writing and posting this. I read it at Open Mic too. The room was strangely quiet, but they did applaud fairly loudly when I finished.
"by lightening."
DeleteThat's another one epic poem that's so sinfully good. :P
ReplyDeleteHappy Easter still! :)
Thank you, Lux. Have a great Easter (if relevant).
DeleteAnd when they snake offers an apple...?
ReplyDeleteSay, "No thanks. I have a Snapple."
Hey, it's not much, but it's Easter and I still have some chocolate bunnies to behead.
Yeah, that snake-apple story is rather pornographic, Al. I didn't think about that. Thankfully, my Snapple is kosher.
Delete*the" not *they.*
ReplyDeleteSee what I mean?
I didn't even notice.
DeleteWhich is normally what Mrs. Penwasser says.
Deleteamen, sister. All the best as we enter another A to Z week.
ReplyDeleteRest up
Oy vey, are we at Z yet?
DeleteThanks, Joanne. Be well.
This is good, I mean bad, I mean, wow. Without using "bad words" (just irreverant thoughts of two religions) you bring unholy desires to mind
ReplyDeleteAppreciation, Sage. A good, I mean bad, and holy (ie unholy) Easter/day/week to you. Smiles.
DeleteOh the Easter Bunny is blushing and the chocolate is melting..which might go well with what's in the poem:) Well done and funny:)
ReplyDeleteMelted chocolate sweetens everything we put in our mouths, Birgit. Wink.
DeleteThank you!
Sinfully rich, slowly melting chocolate covers this poem. Or should. Or did.
ReplyDeleteSee above comment to Birgit, EC.
DeleteA sinfully rich Easter Sunday and week to you.
With such a spring fling mention things sure umm hop to attention lol
ReplyDeleteThe bunny's ears are long and proud, huh?
DeleteSmiles.
And to a sinfully good, chocolate filled Easter to you, Robyn.
ReplyDeleteThanks, Sandra.
DeleteActually I have yet to delight in a chocolate Easter egg and must change that fact asap.
I like this poem, much as I like Mevlana's poems addressing the universe as a beloved friend, a lover even. There is a lot to admire in that kind of metaphor. No hell for you, kid --and yes, we got rain down here too!
ReplyDeleteThat's high praise, Geo. I'm honored, and I'll check out Mevlana.
DeleteThank goodness for the rain. It's off and on around here, but at least it's on at times.
PS Mevlana is Rumi? Silly me. I didn't know and am even more complimented. Smiles.
DeleteWell, that's one way to steam up an otherwise uneventful Easter ;)
ReplyDeleteSince I don't celebrate Easter, I went big on steam,Theresa. Smiles.
DeleteHoly moly -- if that poem doesn't deserve a chocolate . . . . rabbit . . . . I don't know what does!
ReplyDeleteYou're right, Deb. Thank you. I'm due for a chocolate rabbit.
DeleteCheers.
Who would put carrot sticks in an Easter basket? ;)
ReplyDeleteI hope you had a good day!
Yeah, carrots make about as much sense in an Easter basket as real eggs. Hope you had a great one, BabySis.
DeleteI read the first four lines and thought "Oh, a nice family-friendly poem from Robyn!" Then after the fifth line I was like "...Never mind."
ReplyDeleteFooled ya yet again, Michael. That'll teach ya to have faith in me.
DeleteThis is what happens when you put gefilte fish and chopped liver on the same plate. Never again, Robyn! This was hysterical! I can't believe you wrote this on your day off. You really should've used this for a three-way; E for Erotica, F for Fantasy,, and G for Gut-wrenchingly Graphic!
ReplyDeleteJulie