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Tuesday, December 10, 2019

Martha Stewart Ruins the Holidays Again

Oh, my Dears,
Call her a place-holder for frenzied times, I call Martha Stewart an annoying narcissistic witch with a bold-faced "b." I'm sorry she finagled her way back onto Life by Chocolate. Excuse my holiday pudge too. I can't stop - too many good treats around here.
Be safe. Be warm. Be good to yourselves.
Love you.

Wednesday, December 4, 2019

Comment Collage Starring YOU!

Dear Sillies,
Please keep yourselves warm and filled with chocolate and/or sweet things. And/or any things that make you feel good. I won't say more, lest I go into inappropriate weirdness. That's YOUR job today. Enjoy this comment collage, comprised of YOUR comments from the past couple of months.
Love ya.

Debra She Who Seeks said You're the only person I know who wants a threesome with Bernie and the Pope. Susan Kane said Will Matt Damon be there? Let me know. Bathwater said Sounds very Californian. My Jeep Wrangler doesn't speak but it does cut through the snow like butter. Elephant's Child said Fanning myself, and loving your drive. Powdered Toast Man said You can't see me in the pic but I am hiding under the table.
Alex J. Cavanaugh said Mom! Go get your own turkey. Martha said What a wonderful idea. Sounds like so much fun!Pat Hatt said Well if you get to go on Noah's Ark, you get to go two by two, so there is that.Geo. said I shall be padlocking my gate and throwing a quilt over my car's back window.
Sherry Ellis said Oh, boy. I'll stay tuned to see what happens. Elizabeth Seckman said You should start a line of naughty greeting cards. mail4rosey said It's always the right thing to do though, if you've been prompted to do it.
sage said A little patience here, after a belly full of beer maybe there would have been another midnight ride. Bathwater said Way to leave us hanging.  Alex J. Cavanaugh said Keep treating because Trix are for kids! L. Diane Wolfe said 20 pounds is really big.Joanne said Wow! and Whoa!

Monday, November 25, 2019

Thanksgiving Erotica, Booksgiving

On that note,
Have a scrumptious and excessively grateful Thanksgiving week. Love you.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Giving Thanks. Giving BOOKS!
Dears, I'm at 75 books, thanks to locals. I'm now extending the ask so we can reach 100. Please let me know via email if you have books you're able to send to me for this special cause. Or tell me in the comments, along with your contact info. I'll forward you my address for delivery. TY!


for Yuba County JAIL DETAINEES

200 human-beings remain behind bars at the Yuba County Jail, simply because they want to live and provide for their loved ones. It’s sobering to imagine their strife. Good thing is, you can easily help: Give them wondrous escapes and life-altering inspiration through BOOKS. From now until December 21, 2019, I'm collecting new or very lightly used books – Spanish or English for Adults only, Paperback only, no violent or sexual content.

Our goal is 100 books, and we can far exceed this! Thank you.

Author Robyn Alana Engel in partnership with

Faithful Friends, a member group of 
(Note: This is a non-religious cause but religious books are accepted.)