Color Me Confused

Dear Sillies, 

I hope you're finding reason to smile these days.

Given the big trial, I sought books on Depp. I found this very nice coloring book that helps you to RELIVE your Stress! Oy. We need that like a hole in the head, am I right? 

Johnny Depp Coloring Book: A Nice Coloring Book With Images Of Johnny Depp. A Way To Relax And Relive Stress Paperback – December 23, 2020

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Life is ever interesting. In fact, yesterday I met Doctor James Badwin, widowed Orthopaedic Surgeon! He spelled "orthopaedic" that way, though, so I began to doubt his legitimacy. This is our discourse on my Facebook page, which follows my post about InSanity. 

BADWIN: Hello Sorry I don't want to be rude to you or encroach your profile, I just want to be your friend, that's why am asking you for your permission, can we be friends? If your answer is yes, please send me a friend request..thank you

Robyn Alana Engel James Badwin no, rude creepy hacker dude. Just buy my books! 

BADWIN: Please inbox me so we can talk better..

Robyn Alana Engel: James Badwin okay, but let me make sure you're not a rude creepy hacker first. Buy any of my books on Amazon. Kindle versions are only a few dollars. I'll message you after I see that you've done that, because anyone who wants to be my friend must support my writing. I can't wait. You'll love my work, my almost new platonic friend! 

BADWIN: We can't be charting here on your post inbox me

Robyn Alana Engel: No, no charting. We can't do charting. Wow, you are so smart. You didn't buy my books. Go to Amazon. Chart to Author Robyn Alana Engel's page. Buy my books and then I will inbox you because you claim to be a widowed doctor from Syria. Hold me back! My boyfriend would like to be friends with you too. Inbox me your phone number so we can all get to know each other after you buy my books. xxx

Robyn Alana Engel: PS Doctor James Badwin, "orthopaedic" surgeons can usually spell their job title. Use dictionary. Chart it out. You can do it!

Robyn Alana Engel: Doctor James Badwin, where did you go? We were so looking forward to a new friendship. You did good, sweetie. You figured out how to spell "orthopedic." You didn't buy any of my books, however. I'm hurt and disappointed. Surely a fine handsome widowed surgeon like yourself can chart $2.99 for my kindle book. That is, unless you're a rude, creepy, and very stupid hacker. My boyfriend and I were so looking forward to a threeway "as just friends." Note the quotation marks. Wink.

Don't chart unless it's absolutely necessary, my Sillies.

Do keep a smile.

Love you.

May Days and The May Pole Dance!

 Dear Silliest of Sillies,

   It's May! We all know what that means. Yeah, it's time to polish up the ole May pole, remove a few layers, and go wild.

   Or just take time to smell a lovely rose.

Primer Gets Me! InSanity Reviews

Dear Sillies,

Excuse me for this, but if I can't brag here, where can I brag? Besides Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Snapchat...But Musk owns Twitter now, and I'm on #TeamJohnnyDepp, so this will get interesting. Musk and Heard had an alleged affair, and he gave her a Tesla AFTER he bugged it. OMG, do I really eat up this tabloid drama? Clearly, I do. I'm not well in the head. But that's a given. Even strangers know it.

When strangers are moved by my writing, it's a whole new level of reward. Thanks, "Primer", for your very thoughtful review of InSanity, from this little, "little over the edge" woman!

5.0 out of 5 stars Wow!!!

Reviewed in the United States on April 20, 2022

What a read! Loved it. The first person, in your head of a "little over the edge" woman is done flawlessly. The writing is crisp, the subject matter very relatable. I could envision everything and feel everything the main character was experiencing real-time. The means by which the chapters are each their own little "life experience" comes across as brilliance personified. The story flows as fast as the snarky wit of author Robyn Alana Engel can readily produce the prose. The sometimes borderline psychotic narrative is rife of wit and sarcasm, though at times delves into dark and serious issues, before again rising to near hilarity! The novel undoubtedly contains every emotional ingredient necessary so that we all could have a good look into ourselves, while too a chuckle at today's society. Bravo!

• #41 in Teen & Young Adult Body, Mind & Spirit
• Oy vey, the rankings dip into embarrassingly low lows, but right now, I'm proud. Thanks to Primer.

Be well, my dears.

PS Buy my book here.

Love ya.