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Friday, April 3, 2015

Martha Stewart's Curvacious Cluster of Curves, A-Z Challenge

Well the "Bite Me!" Bodice was a bust. And not in a sexy, boobish way. My servant ran scared. I guess he was intimidated by my sex appeal. It's a shame. He took orders well. I like that it a 25 year old. Anyway, a --Martha clears her throat-- mature woman like me still really wants a good *bleep.* Or any *bleep.* So I hired a team of cosmetic surgeons to give me this lovely melon-like
curvacious cluster of curves. 
For only $3.4 million, I will give you their names. They're quite good; I'm sure you agree.
Well, I'm Martha Stewart, signing off as I go get --Martha clears her throat-- pleasured. *Wink.* Toodles.


Posted by Rawknrobyn.blogspot.com
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59 comments:

  1. Empty Nest InsiderApril 3, 2015 at 12:34 AM

    I had a pretty good scare, as I needed to blow this up to see all the work she's had done! It was almost like she was coming at me in 3D! Your title alone was enough to put me over the edge, Robyn! Have a wonderful Passover, my friend!

    Julie

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    1. Rawknrobyn.blogspot.comApril 3, 2015 at 10:13 AM

      You're a brave woman, Julie, for embiggenin those embiggens she's got.

      A wonderful Passover to you. (I'll be making a humongous batch of charoset later today.)

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  2. Elephant's ChildApril 3, 2015 at 1:15 AM

    I assume the fat transfers were from her head. And there is an inexhaustible supply there too. A business opportunity going begging. Fat transplants from her head to other's boobs and butts. At a price...
    I have just made myself unwell. Retching away now.

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    1. Rawknrobyn.blogspot.comApril 3, 2015 at 10:14 AM

      You may've made yourself unwell, EC, but I feel better. Laughter is such a boost. Thank you!

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  3. The CrankyApril 3, 2015 at 2:02 AM

    The only thing more plastic than Martha herself is her, *ahem* 'tool'.

    I really can't thank you enough, Robyn, for these hilarious opportunities for taking potshots at the Stewie.

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    1. Rawknrobyn.blogspot.comApril 3, 2015 at 10:11 AM

      You're welcome, Jacq, though it's truly a selfish gesture on my part. =)

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  4. Rhonda AlbomApril 3, 2015 at 3:13 AM

    I think she looks better in the bodice.

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  5. Betty ManousosApril 3, 2015 at 3:56 AM

    lol! hilarious!

    have a blessed passover, robyn!
    big hugs`xoxo

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    1. Rawknrobyn.blogspot.comApril 3, 2015 at 10:10 AM

      Oh, thanks so much for thinking of me for Passover, Betty.

      A blessed Good Friday and Easter to you! xoxo

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  6. sageApril 3, 2015 at 4:30 AM

    with all the serious A to Z posts in my blogroll, yours is the one I look forward to reading--thanks for the morning laugh

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    1. Rawknrobyn.blogspot.comApril 3, 2015 at 10:09 AM

      Thank you, Sage. My job is done. Crap, what am I saying? This is only C. Are we there yet? Smiles.

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  7. Moving with MitchellApril 3, 2015 at 4:55 AM

    I don't get it... Why did you paste Martha Stewart's head on top of your body?

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    1. The CrankyApril 3, 2015 at 6:58 AM

      This HAS to be the best comment of the day!

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    2. Rawknrobyn.blogspot.comApril 3, 2015 at 10:08 AM

      You guys, I'm in stitches. LOL. I think you're trying to flatter me, Mitchell. I'm not sure I'm flattered, though. Well, okay, I'm blushing. But I'm also coddling my relatively small melons.

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  8. Alex J. CavanaughApril 3, 2015 at 5:10 AM

    She only wishes!

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    1. Rawknrobyn.blogspot.comApril 3, 2015 at 10:15 AM

      She really does, Alex. Then she'd finally have something real (and really fake) to show for herself.

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  9. Al PenwasserApril 3, 2015 at 5:26 AM

    Oh, my goodness...that picture.
    Hmmm...the house is empty...maybe I should go upstairs and...make the bed.
    What'd you think I was going to say?

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    1. Rawknrobyn.blogspot.comApril 3, 2015 at 10:16 AM

      I thought you were going to say that you were going to go slice some melons, blow up some balloons, or start groping your ta tas.

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  10. JoJoApril 3, 2015 at 5:34 AM

    Those are some bodacious tatas.

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    1. Rawknrobyn.blogspot.comApril 3, 2015 at 10:17 AM

      Oh, JoJo, they are. I'm still laughing because of my comment to Al, which was inspired by your comment. Thank you.

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  11. AnonymousApril 3, 2015 at 6:08 AM

    Looks like they gave her an extra arm as well..now THERE is something a gal could really use.

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    1. Rawknrobyn.blogspot.comApril 3, 2015 at 10:18 AM

      She's probably waste it, though, by making one of her bland salads.

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  12. Plowing Through Life (Martha)April 3, 2015 at 6:29 AM

    And the nightmare continues :) She's now got three arms. Maybe a tail next?

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  13. Pat HattApril 3, 2015 at 6:50 AM

    With those things she'll be floating to Mars in no time. One small leap for Martha Stewart, one giant leap for everyone else to be rid of her.

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    1. Rawknrobyn.blogspot.comApril 3, 2015 at 10:20 AM

      It looks as though she'll explode if she punctures one of 'em on a crater on Mars. We'd happily watch that explosion.

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  14. RuthApril 3, 2015 at 7:32 AM

    Just do not tell me Martha makes a sex tape. I just may throw up.

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  15. Dixie@dcreliefApril 3, 2015 at 8:44 AM

    I can't believe she has an arm growing from her left boob!!!

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    1. Rawknrobyn.blogspot.comApril 3, 2015 at 10:21 AM

      Mutations cause all sorts of anomalies on all sorts of mutants. Pretty cool, huh, DC?

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  16. LD MastersonApril 3, 2015 at 10:09 AM

    That's just scary.

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  17. Geo.April 3, 2015 at 11:21 AM

    I like the little yellow labels. My favorite is "Brazilian Butt Lift", which sounds like a wrestling move.

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  18. Rawknrobyn.blogspot.comApril 3, 2015 at 11:33 AM

    It does sound like a wrestling move, though Brazilian butts are likely easier to lift than American. Would you agree?

    Happy Easter and Passover weekend, Geo and all!

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  19. BirgitApril 3, 2015 at 12:49 PM

    Talk about jugs! At her age she would need a wheelbarrow to carry those things around:) Poor Martha

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    1. Rawknrobyn.blogspot.comApril 4, 2015 at 1:02 AM

      Yeah, she needs one wheelbarrow per jug, but - no worries - she an afford them. Thanks, silly lady.

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  20. CWMartinApril 3, 2015 at 1:07 PM

    Did she use that chick that pumps up your butt with caulk and seals the incision with Gorilla Glue?

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    1. Rawknrobyn.blogspot.comApril 4, 2015 at 1:06 AM

      That sounds about right. It's a safe bet she did, CW. Too funny!

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  21. stephen HayesApril 3, 2015 at 1:33 PM

    If tonight I have sexual dreams about Martha Stewart, I'm coming after you!

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    1. Rawknrobyn.blogspot.comApril 4, 2015 at 1:07 AM

      I'll be going into witness protection before we're halfway through the alphabet, Stephen. So good luck to you.

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  22. JoApril 3, 2015 at 1:42 PM

    Sorry, but I like Martha Stewart.

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    1. Rawknrobyn.blogspot.comApril 4, 2015 at 1:07 AM

      Well, she certainly has plenty of fans. You're not alone in that. I just don't see anything redeeming about her. She is attractive for her age, though. I give her that.

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  23. Romance Reader April 3, 2015 at 4:00 PM

    Oh my! Such fun! And the comments...

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    1. Rawknrobyn.blogspot.comApril 4, 2015 at 1:08 AM

      Yes, RR. These comments are over-the-top entertaining.

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  24. David MacaulayApril 3, 2015 at 5:34 PM

    oh my - is that her jail attire?

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    1. Rawknrobyn.blogspot.comApril 4, 2015 at 1:12 AM

      Yes, and her jugs are hiding all her tatts. She made many "friends" in the stony lonely.

      Nice seeing you, David. Thanks for the chuckles.

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  25. mail4roseyApril 3, 2015 at 7:42 PM

    Who knew Martha could part with her money so easily... oh wait, I guess she didn't. That's truly an investment. *snort*

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  26. Theresa MahoneyApril 3, 2015 at 10:22 PM

    Maybe she'll take a run on the beach and they'll fly up and knock her the *bleep* out. I'd pay 3.4 million to see that!

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    1. Rawknrobyn.blogspot.comApril 4, 2015 at 1:14 AM

      Haha, that would be a very entertaining sight, Theresa. Thanks for the visual. Smiles.

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  27. Baby SisterApril 3, 2015 at 11:24 PM

    And I thought the nightmares from the previous post would be bad!!

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  28. Anthony J. LangfordApril 4, 2015 at 12:39 AM

    Nice Clusters!
    As they say, only celebrities cane be eccentric, the rest, insane! She's nuts!
    Thanks for that disturbing image - I cant unsee that! ahhhh

    Happy Passover! xo

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  29. Debra She Who SeeksApril 5, 2015 at 8:33 PM

    Those implants are what is referred to as "party tits" I do believe. Way to go, Martha!

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  30. ConnieApril 6, 2015 at 6:32 PM

    At least her plastic surgeons are doing well! :)

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