Martha Stewart's Yearlong Yuletide Cheer: A-Z Challenge
Martha Stewart stumbles in, gripping a 3 foot tall glass of something we can only assume is non-virgin. High-oh! I'm Mar, Mar, Marsha! Marsha! Marsha! F*k Jan! I'm Marsha Stew, Stupor, and I like to get sloshed sometimes and th, then all the other times too. Times two. Get it? Yeppers, I gotta big, real big and long glass for ya. It's yer, year-shlong. I mean, it's y, yer Yearlong Yuletide Cheer.
Put what you wantinit. I like to mix it up with Jack Black Daniel Boon Arnold P, P, Pomegranate 'cuz he da man of my dr, drinks. Waiter, gets me a taxi driver. A young hot dark one, fast! Martha collapses and no one cares to help.
I have trouble believing even a drunk Ma-Stew would use, "Yeppers."
ReplyDeleteStewie is stewed like prunes, and not a whit more appealing. Good one Robyn!
ReplyDeleteso many ma, ma, ma Martha's I would think it would last year round...
ReplyDeleteYou write "drunk" really well!
ReplyDeleteI would have thought Drunk Martha would be more depressed - "I used to be young and important! (hic!)"
ReplyDeleteDare I say..."yule log?"
ReplyDeleteWhere, Al? I'm, uh, asking for a friend.
DeleteWhat in the Sam freakin Hill is in that glass? o.O
ReplyDeleteMarsha Stew - that sounds really unappetizing.
ReplyDeleteWell at least passed out on the floor she can be a throw rug
ReplyDeleteOr a bumpy doormat, Pat.
DeleteShe's scary when she's not drunk, I don't even want to go anywhere near here when she IS drunk. It makes me shudder.
ReplyDeleteYesh.........you hit the Y. Cheers
ReplyDeleteThis is going to be one of those A-Z blogs I'll never get out of my head. Maybe next year....omg, what am I saying?
ReplyDeleteThis is "Y" you are RawknRobyn!!! (smile).
Thanks, Dixie. Do you think Marsha Stupor will want to come back next year? She's still passed out.
Delete"Hello everyone, my name is Martha, and I'm an alcoholic. Later in the show I'll demonstrate how to get vomit stains off of clothing with a cup of Dom Perignon."
ReplyDeleteI like it, Stephen. Would've been good, had she not passed out in a drunken Stewart stupor.
DeletePoor Martha. Just does not know when to say when.
ReplyDeleteShe has no self control, Ruth.
DeleteHer hair's got more body in the pic. which I guess is better than her body's got more hair... eh? :)
ReplyDeleteI avoid all things Martha, anyone can do stuff with a staff, plus how does she get off telling everyone how to make a happy home, when she doesn't have a happy home? Can't figure out why anyone likes her.
ReplyDeleteSandy at Bridge and Beyond
It's truly mind boggling. You're right, Sandy. Who the heck is she to make a happy home? Or happy anything or anyone?
DeleteI think she meant Marsha Stewtart
ReplyDeleteWas the pickled demon in the glass before or after she drank out of it?
ReplyDeletePoor Jan Brady. Did she get her braces off yet?
ReplyDeleteJulie
No, she hasn't, Julie. She's still ugly! Ugly! Ugly! But she has a nice personality. Nah, that's not true either. Poor Jan Brady.
DeleteI think most men would need a few if they had to get biblical with Martha
ReplyDeleteI should get some type of compensation just for having the same name as this woman, no? Says, Good Martha :)
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