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Sunday, April 12, 2015

Martha Stewart's Kitchen Kartrashwaste Keeper, A-Z Challenge

Hello, I'm Martha Stewart, and I've grown tired of shouting at my servants to take yet another load of trash to the neighbor's yard at night. So I created this Kitchen Kartrashwaste Keeper (by purchasing Glad XXL bags and writing "Martha Stewart's Kitchen Kartrashwaste Keeper" over "Glad" with a Sharpie). This bag holds a lot of waste, as you can see. I only have to tell the servants to take one load out ever day or two. It's quite economical. And I'll sell you a box of 14 of them for just $72. But --Martha attempts humor and a flirtatious smile-- you don't get to keep me. Tootles!


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27 comments:

  1. Elephant's ChildApril 12, 2015 at 11:07 PM

    After this challenge is over I am going to need to take a cheese-grater to my brain in an effort to eradicate some images.
    And I would like to see the Kartrashwaste Keeper pulled up a foot or so higher, and tied tightly. Please.

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  2. Empty Nest InsiderApril 13, 2015 at 1:01 AM

    I can't possibly top Elephant Child's comment, so I won't even try! I am repelled by this chocolate dipped Martha, and yet I'm fascinated she wore gloves to protect her hands. She is one classy chocolate covered banana, and I mean in it in the most insincere way. What a creative title for "K!"

    Julie

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  3. Jeremy [Retro]April 13, 2015 at 2:20 AM

    This are some of the funniest posts I have read in the whole challenge, but cheese grater is aboot right...

    Jeremy [Retro]
    AtoZ Challenge Co-Host [2015]

    There's no earthly way of knowing.
    Which direction we are going!

    HOLLYWOOD NUTS!
    Come Visit: You know you want to know if me or Hollywood... is Nuts?

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  4. Rhonda AlbomApril 13, 2015 at 3:31 AM

    For just $72, I can take out the rubbish half as often, sounds like a great deal.

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  5. Just Keepin It Real, Folks!April 13, 2015 at 3:39 AM

    How much does it cost for the servants to place Martha out with the rest of the trash? (no recyclables) I'll chip in a few bucks.

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  6. Moving with MitchellApril 13, 2015 at 4:23 AM

    Thanks to Elephant's Child!

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  7. AnonymousApril 13, 2015 at 4:30 AM

    Poor Martha...she'll never be the same again after this challenge.

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  8. JoJoApril 13, 2015 at 4:42 AM

    Good thing my landlords pay for my trash pick up.

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  9. Alex J. CavanaughApril 13, 2015 at 4:46 AM

    Are they big enough to hold her?

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  10. Pat HattApril 13, 2015 at 6:12 AM

    What? Can't take the bag up a bit higher and get a little s&m in there, accidental death by suffocation would sure makes headlines.

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  11. ConnieApril 13, 2015 at 6:59 AM

    Haha! Martha is quite the entrepreneur! :D

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  12. JoanneApril 13, 2015 at 7:35 AM

    your imagination (or Martha's ) has no limits, and that includes trash.

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  13. Al PenwasserApril 13, 2015 at 9:09 AM

    YOU have a Kardashian, Pat Hatt talks about getting famous for no reason, "Just Keeping It Real Folks" has a dick story and Bruce Jenner opines about cutting his dick off at Penwasser Place.
    Great minds think alike...

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  14. mail4roseyApril 13, 2015 at 9:14 AM

    WHO knew she was such a flirt. :)

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  15. BirgitApril 13, 2015 at 10:04 AM

    Oh my-the skin looks slimy-ick. Now maybe that bag can go a little higher, be tied up and dumped somewhere-just ignore the demanding screams

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  16. RuthApril 13, 2015 at 12:22 PM

    That Martha sure is trashy.

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  17. CWMartinApril 13, 2015 at 12:38 PM

    Didn't Jesus say something about not putting old bags in new ones? No, no, that was new wine in old wineskins...

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  18. stephen HayesApril 13, 2015 at 12:58 PM

    I don't get to keep Martha? Whatever will I do?

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  19. Plowing Through Life (Martha)April 13, 2015 at 1:38 PM

    So she's the one that's been dumping her trash over at my yard at night... Good Martha is rightfully upset :)

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  20. bookwormApril 13, 2015 at 3:55 PM

    Glad must be...uh, glad that they didn't make that deal with Martha for her designer trash bags. Alana ramblinwitham.blogspot.com

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  21. Baby SisterApril 13, 2015 at 5:48 PM

    Lol! Nice try, Martha.

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  22. PickleopeApril 13, 2015 at 6:14 PM

    The more I participate in this so-called "challenge", the more I realize that participants are taking convenient shortcuts. But your photoshopping deserves some praise.

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  23. Theresa MahoneyApril 13, 2015 at 7:10 PM

    Finally, Martha knows where her real place in life it. The trash!

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  24. Debra She Who SeeksApril 13, 2015 at 8:01 PM

    Sorry, I have to go bleach my eyes now.

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  25. Rawknrobyn.blogspot.comApril 13, 2015 at 11:07 PM

    I'm a little behind on making the circuit, but loving your comments more and more. Thank you, all.
    Excuse me, I've got some trash to get rid of.
    =)

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  26. UnknownApril 14, 2015 at 1:03 PM

    With her erotica gloves and welcoming smile, I wonder who Martha would love to be "trashed picked" by??

    You can find me here:
    ClarabelleRant

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  27. eyad ammarMarch 17, 2017 at 3:33 PM

    شركة نقل عفش بالطائف
    شركة تنظيف خزانات بالمدينة المنورة
    شركة نقل عفش بمكة
    نقل عفش بالرياض
    شركات مكافحة حشرات

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