Sunday, April 19, 2015
Martha's Stewart's Quilt for Quickies: A-Z Challenge
Quintessential Quilt for Quelling Quickie Quorums.When engaging in under-the-cover quickie quorums, I find it most useful to quell the antics with this quintessential quilted comforter. The earth toned, decorative stitchery includes fancy pillow cases with secret compartments in which to store insider trading secrets, handcuffs, hashish, a Nymph I Am User's Manual, KY Lubricant, and a stylish silver egg beater. This quilt is stained --Martha's face turns pink and she attempts a giggle-- so I'm not selling it. Ta ta!
Labels: Martha Stewart, queen elizabeth, stewart's nymphomaniacal tendencies strike again. #thereslikeasausagefestgoingoninherbrain