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Sunday, April 19, 2015

Martha's Stewart's Quilt for Quickies: A-Z Challenge

Today's Q post features the Quintessential Quilt for Quelling Quickie Quorums.When engaging in under-the-cover quickie quorums, I find it most useful to quell the antics with this quintessential quilted comforter. The earth toned, decorative stitchery includes fancy pillow cases with secret compartments in which to store insider trading secrets, handcuffs, hashish, a Nymph I Am User's Manual, KY Lubricant, and a stylish silver egg beater. This quilt is stained --Martha's face turns pink and she attempts a giggle-- so I'm not selling it. Ta ta!

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    1. PS: Not for cash to go to the Queen of Greed but because she makes me Quintessentially Queasy.

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  2. Quintessential Quilt for Quelling Quickie Quorums... Try saying that three times in a row!

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  3. I am not a fan of the word queasy, so I am going to say Weasy... over and over until you get my reference.. :)

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  4. I bet a black light would reveal one big stain...

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  5. I don't want to know why she needs an egg beater in bed.

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  6. An egg beater? Never mind... :)

    Have a great Monday, Robyn.

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  7. I think she is staining my brain

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  8. glad the Queen is frowning. Oh my!

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  9. So, a quickie with the Queen on a quilt?
    How quintessentially quirky.

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    1. Quite questionable - the Queen's ability to have a quickie on a quilt, or the Queen's ability to take a slow quilt ride.

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  10. What? You mean everyone doesn't have an egg beater in their bed?

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    1. Stephen, I have to give you another AWARD FOR THE BEST COMMENT. It was a very close race, too. You nailed it with the egg beater. I sure hope Mrs. C. has never said that to you.

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  11. Q is one of the toughest words for the A to Z. You managed to install a plethora of Q into this post. Huzzah!

    I imagine she needed the KY Lubricant for the egg beater, no?

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  12. let's hope she mistook the egg beater for her "neck massager". Then again she may like it-ick

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  13. I found a cucumber in a friend's headboard once. That was quite a moment.
    Maybe Martha keeps a gourd in hers.

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    1. Haha. That's hilarious. I hope you washed your hands in hot water after that discovery, Ruth.

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  14. I need one of those comforters.

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  15. Another good one! The queen would be shocked, but maybe not after Charles

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  16. So many Q's! I'm impressed. Thanks for stopping by my blog today:)

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  17. I couldn't figure out why Elizabeth II was in your collage, but then I thought "Aha! Q for Queen!" She's not the first person you expect to see in a post about sex though, is she?

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  18. Aha, my human friend, Robyn,

    Good grief, it takes me to find out that you are doing that dreaded and hopefully, the last year of the alphabet fanatics fascination farce :)

    So right on Q, I leave this award-winning comment which shall not point out anything remotely Quotidian.

    Speaking of the "Queen", y'all can have her. After all, y'all just lurve the lil' ol' Queen!

    Pawsitive wishes,

    Penny! :)

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    1. Dear Penny, I miss you. I don't know why us American people are so fascinated by royalty, much less shrunken, prune-like old royalty. Though she does still go horseback riding, and she's about 120 years old. Right. Love to you and your human.

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  19. I bet the money grubbing whore is just saying she won't sell it to drive the price up ;)

    You can find me here:
    ClarabelleRant

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  20. I love that the Queen's hat matches your color scheme! If I can't buy the pee green quilt, are you running a special on the rusty egg beater?

    Julie

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  21. This almost made me not like quilts. I don't approve.

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