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Saturday, April 18, 2015

Martha Stewart's Pretty Pastel Panties for Penile Preparation (and Perhaps Penetration): A-Z Challenge

I'm trying something a bit daring for the weekend. It's Martha Stewart's Pretty Pastel Panties and Bra for Penile Preparation (and perhaps penetration). Pastels are perfect for pleasant spring days, or a good *bleep*. You too can "prepare the penis" --if you know what I mean-- *wink* by wearing  the pretty pastel panties and bra by Martha Stewart for just $582 per perfect pair. Find it at Macy's, Walmart, or Nymph I Am. Have a pleasureable weekend. Tootles!



Posted by Rawknrobyn.blogspot.com
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44 comments:

  1. JoJoApril 18, 2015 at 10:56 AM

    I don't get the fancy panties thing....I just cannot stand wedgies. I'll take my white cotton grannie panties with full coverage and no riding up any day. lol

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    1. Rawknrobyn.blogspot.comApril 18, 2015 at 1:01 PM

      I second that. I'm a big fan of granny panties, JoJo. They keep you warm and covered up, and they're comfortable. They don't even serve as birth control, because once they are off, they are off.

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  2. Moving with MitchellApril 18, 2015 at 11:30 AM

    "Prepare the penis"? I'm sorry. I DON'T know what you mean. Can you please explain?

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    1. Rawknrobyn.blogspot.comApril 18, 2015 at 1:04 PM

      It's all about presentation, Mitchell. It's like marinating a tender, hearty piece of steak meat. Well, it's similar but different. Steaks don't rise, but spicing things up is key. For a more detailed answer, Mitchell, Martha's working on a Powerpoint presentation.

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    2. CWMartinApril 18, 2015 at 5:42 PM

      Marinating... Uhhhhm....

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    3. Al PenwasserApril 19, 2015 at 4:40 PM

      Steak...Uhhhm..,

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  3. Empty Nest InsiderApril 18, 2015 at 11:49 AM

    Hahaha! This is the best title EVER! Sadly, I prefer something a tad more practical. I think Jojo has the right idea!

    Julie

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    1. Rawknrobyn.blogspot.comApril 18, 2015 at 1:05 PM

      I do too. Martha's so clueless, though. She thinks pastel panties will get her some action. She should just stick with granny pants.

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  4. Elephant's ChildApril 18, 2015 at 12:10 PM

    $582 for butt floss? Pretentious person. More normal souls can only say what a Putrid load of Puke she is Purveying...

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  5. Dixie@dcreliefApril 18, 2015 at 12:31 PM

    You know, Robyn... at first I questioned how Martha could twist her head around like that. But considering how long she's had it up her azz... I withdrawn my supposed question.

    Send me two sets please: Passion Penetrating Purple, and Passion Penetrating Pink. Cheque's in the mail.

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    1. Rawknrobyn.blogspot.comApril 18, 2015 at 1:07 PM

      You won't regret it, DC. Plus, you'll notice a broader scanning range when twisting your head. Thank you.

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  6. Debra She Who SeeksApril 18, 2015 at 2:01 PM

    Not my cup of tea, of course, but more power to all you straight gals out there!

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    1. Rawknrobyn.blogspot.comApril 19, 2015 at 10:14 AM

      Thanks Deb. Must be nice to not have to worry about penile preparation. Clits are more cooperative than penises, generally.

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  7. RuthApril 18, 2015 at 2:11 PM

    When I saw the title, I was a little afraid to come and read the post. I think I was right to be scared.

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  8. stephen HayesApril 18, 2015 at 2:16 PM

    By "preparing the penis" do you mean activating the launch code?

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    1. Rawknrobyn.blogspot.comApril 19, 2015 at 10:17 AM

      That's one analogy, Stephen. Martie likens it to preheating the oven, letting it simmer, and storing it in tupperware overnight.

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  9. Plowing Through Life (Martha)April 18, 2015 at 2:22 PM

    Looks like she's been hanging around headshrinkers! :)

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  10. Alex J. CavanaughApril 18, 2015 at 2:52 PM

    what Stephen said.
    Although I don't need a lot of prep work.

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    1. Rawknrobyn.blogspot.comApril 19, 2015 at 10:19 AM

      Alex, you're ready for take-off when your wife is on the same planet as the launch pad. Lucky lady.

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  11. Pat HattApril 18, 2015 at 4:16 PM

    What? There is preparation? Damn, I'm out of the loop

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    1. Rawknrobyn.blogspot.comApril 19, 2015 at 10:20 AM

      No worries, Pat. Get some marinade and tupperware, and you'll be caught up.

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  12. BirgitApril 18, 2015 at 4:25 PM

    The last thing I like wearing is ass floss. They are so uncomfortable. I think the only way she will get a good time is if you put a bag over her body-her head just won't do

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    1. Rawknrobyn.blogspot.comApril 19, 2015 at 10:23 AM

      I don't understand why any woman would prefer ass floss to anything. Why not just go nude?

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  13. Baby SisterApril 18, 2015 at 9:28 PM

    I wouldn't take anything from her, even if it didn't cost me a dime.

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  14. Gorilla BananasApril 18, 2015 at 11:34 PM

    As regards penile penetration, the bra is irrelevant and the panties are unhelpful. Did this woman receive sex education?

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    1. Rawknrobyn.blogspot.comApril 19, 2015 at 10:12 AM

      She teaches it, GB. But she has no life experience, except that her parents had sex when she was conceived.

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  15. mail4roseyApril 19, 2015 at 5:31 AM

    Almost sounds like a cooking recipe. :D

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    1. Rawknrobyn.blogspot.comApril 19, 2015 at 10:24 AM

      You should see what she does with asparagus, Rosey. Or better not to know.

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  16. Sherry EllisApril 19, 2015 at 12:30 PM

    That picture is going to give me nightmares!

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  17. Rawknrobyn.blogspot.comApril 19, 2015 at 12:45 PM

    Me too, Sherry. Sorry. Stare at a photo of Antonio Banderas. Maybe???

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  18. AnonymousApril 19, 2015 at 2:04 PM

    I used to hate wearing thongs but not as much as I hated pantie lines…so, I made the switch. Although Martha's rear looks much better than mine. That is her rear, right?

    Hope you're doing well my friend!!

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  19. JoanneApril 19, 2015 at 4:17 PM

    I'm late on comments but this P is a doozy.

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  20. Al PenwasserApril 19, 2015 at 4:39 PM

    This reminds me....
    I once stuffed my pants with a potato in order to impress the ladies (or dudes...I won't judge), but I couldn't figure out why everyone was laughing instead. Then, I realized...the potato is supposed to go in the front.
    Probably shouldn't have used a baked potato, either. That would have been more comfortable.

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    1. Rawknrobyn.blogspot.comApril 19, 2015 at 4:44 PM

      And the sour cream really sent the ladies or gentlemen (I won't judge either) run faster than a freight train - away from you, that is.

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  21. UnknownApril 19, 2015 at 5:18 PM

    582 DOLLARS FOR UNDERWEAR?? It had better come with a "Get laid or twice your money back" guarantee!

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    1. Rawknrobyn.blogspot.comApril 19, 2015 at 7:45 PM

      So long as it's not a "Get laid by Martha Stewart" guarantee.

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  22. UnknownApril 19, 2015 at 8:45 PM

    It was too disturbing. I have no comment ;)

    You can find me here:
    ClarabelleRant

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  23. Theresa MahoneyApril 19, 2015 at 10:05 PM

    I think Martha has a case of Beetlejuice head here. Or her head is finally shrinking to the size of her brain.

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