InSanity~Normalize, Don't Stigmatize Mentall Illness.

Tuesday, April 21, 2015

Martha Stewart's Racy Red Raunchy Regale Reveals Third Hand: A-Z Challenge

Sometimes I like to sex it up with Martha Stewart's Racy Red Raunchy Regale that Reveals a third hand protrusion from the right breast (which is actually my left breast, but "right" starts with r, and it's on the right side from your vantage point). I like to spend a quiet afternoon dressed as so-- twerking, thrusting, and gyrating while tossing a nice fresh garden salad and manipulating a hand-held egg-beater. This regale costume comes with the third hand protrusion for no extra fee. It's really quite a bargain at $6969. Ta ta and tootles!

39 comments:

  1. The "third hand protrusion" is a must for any outfit. Cousin It must really be strapped for cash. Actually, Martha probably straps him on when her Maximizer Member is at the mikvah.

    Julie

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Heehee, how do you think of these things, Julie? That'd be a steamy, non-kosher mikvah.

      Delete
    2. oops...I made a huge mistake when I referred to her third hand as Cousin It on The Addams Family. Cousin It was that furry creature, while the hand was known as "Thing." I couldn't go to sleep until I righted this wrong.

      Julie

      Delete
  2. Two R words come to mind. Rancid, and retch.
    Oh, and ridiculously priced. (Ok, I can't count.)

    ReplyDelete
  3. Not sure she'll find anyone to give her a hand, third or otherwise.

    ReplyDelete
  4. Replies
    1. Glad you caught that. I was kinda obvious, I thought, but you're the only one who commented. Smiles.

      Delete
  5. Martha does all that and twerking too! What a marvel.

    ReplyDelete
  6. That third hand is really freaky.

    ReplyDelete
  7. Replies
    1. It's been trying to reach for her nether regions, but it only gets to her belly button.

      Delete
  8. It's sad how long it took me to find the right hand protrusion.

    That's a pretty steep price tag, and I'd have more than a hand protruding, so I will pass on this little number.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. That's funny. But it is a natural protrusion, almost as if her survival depends upon it.

      Delete
  9. I wonder if Martha would be willing to include a FREE hand-held egg-beater? If so, I'm in.

    ReplyDelete
  10. I was betting on the use of the word raunchy, but that is almost redundant for this whole Martha theme. Funny!

    ReplyDelete
  11. If Arnold thinks it's great, well then, who am I to argue?

    ReplyDelete
  12. Arnie approves of this woman? What did she let him do to her?

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Just a little groping of the hand, GB. But he'll be back.

      Delete
  13. I bet that hand came in handy in High School. "Have you been down her top?" "Yeah, and believe me..."

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. "Dude, I felt her up and handcuffed her at the same time."

      Delete
  14. The last thing anyone wants to see is twerking from her. Or maybe not-she might throw out a hip and that would be funny:) Now is that price in old fashioned Italian Lira??

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. It might be, Birgit. All I can tell you is that Martha really wanted to say 69.

      Delete
  15. Do you have lay-a-way or a payment plan?

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Yes, Martha is really into lay-aways, Stephen. She told me to ask you where and when.

      Delete
  16. Martha and Miley could be cousins (or they swap wardrobes).

    ReplyDelete
  17. It would be an upgrade if Miley started to wear clothes, even if it's Martie's.

    ReplyDelete
  18. Oh yeah, that's so cheap!! I'd totally get that. Or not...

    ReplyDelete