Martha Stewart's Kitchen Kartrashwaste Keeper, A-Z Challenge

Hello, I'm Martha Stewart, and I've grown tired of shouting at my servants to take yet another load of trash to the neighbor's yard at night. So I created this Kitchen Kartrashwaste Keeper (by purchasing Glad XXL bags and writing "Martha Stewart's Kitchen Kartrashwaste Keeper" over "Glad" with a Sharpie). This bag holds a lot of waste, as you can see. I only have to tell the servants to take one load out ever day or two. It's quite economical. And I'll sell you a box of 14 of them for just $72. But --Martha attempts humor and a flirtatious smile-- you don't get to keep me. Tootles!