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Friday, April 1, 2016

BerrAssmentDooDoo, Cabargagedoodoo: A-Z Challenge

    My friends, it seems Donald Trump's men are actually reviewing public statements about him and somehow, they found my blog! Thus, I'm being sent to the US-Mexican border to work on a wall. I shouted, "Let my people go!" But I was told to shut the f*ck up and cross the sea. I said, "Look, orange mofo, there's no sea between us and Mexico." Trump appeared confused by that, flipped me off, grabbed his crotch, and walked away. At any rate, I won't be finished for a couple days --I know, strong as I am, that's a big border, so I'm going to post B and C now.
The BerrAssmentdoodoo works in synchronicity with a nice glass of Rose O'Donnell or for the non-drinker, orange mofo juice.

Subtle but loud, the Cabargagedoodoo mixes well with a splash of mayo to the nose or crotch region.

Music: Orange Mofo With a Fungus on His Head.

 

33 comments:

  1. The BerrAssmentdoodoo gives him a nice pirate look.

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  2. Hope you'll be allowed back across that Mexican sea.
    The cabbage head fits so well.

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  3. Well at least with the first everything can come up Rosie.

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  4. tacos and tequila will do while you're doing time in Mexico. Come back by Monday - we need you. Excellent start - you are SO clever!!!

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  5. I hear Mexico is nice this time of year. Have fun;)

    Seriously, don't work too hard. Don't want YOU turning orange.

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  6. Jumping ahead of the rest of us, eh? :)

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  7. Oh no! Not the wall! I'll come help. I'll bring you a Margarita...keeping with the flavor of the wall, which I assume we are building out of tortillas, right?

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  8. There's excellent artisanal chocolate in Mexico. Enjoy! What's the saying - "Next year in Puerto Vallarta."?

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  9. Haha, love this! Enjoy Mexico ;)
    Debbie

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  10. I hope you don't have to make the bricks for the wall. Love the cabbage leaf...much more realistic

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  11. I sooooooo wish that Herr Trump's people monitored my blog. Plus, I am having such fun with the orange baboon (once again, thanks for inspiring the name!) on Twitter, it isn't funny. To give you a complimentary "tweet":
    "Mexicans Be Building Walls, Bitches Be Making Sammiches"
    TRUMP 2016

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  12. I hope The Donald is paying attention to your blog because you're improving his appearance greatly.

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  13. I think the Cabargagedoodoo kind of flows like his real (so called) hair. Probably no one would really notice it.

    As for working on the wall...as Donald expects Mexico to pay for it you won't have to go until Hell freezes over....at which point you will want to go so you can warm up.

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  14. So I see you're acting as your own Moses and bringing a few plagues down on the head of Trump!

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  15. Since you're at the border already, can you send up some good beer, tacos, tamales, margaritas, and those guns we're missing? Thanks!! Oh, and be sure to use lots of sun tan lotion!!

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  16. Sounds like time for some good food. Love this!!

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  17. I always figured there was a rat under there controlling him and telling him what to say. Like in the movie Ratatouille.

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  18. Hahahaha but what will you post tomorrow?

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  19. Please, please can you defile a food I DON'T like. See what you can do with brussel sprouts...

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  20. I think I'm totally confused...

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  21. As if I didn't hate cabbage already, now this has cemented me never eating it again.

    So is D going to be the Doodoodoodoo or does that not fit the theme?

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  22. I'm a professional gardener and can tell you if there's a thing like that under your cabbage it's time to call pest control.

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  23. You joke but the black helicopters may be heading your way right now! :-)

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  24. This is the most brilliant A to Z theme I have yet come across, will definitely be back x
    martine@ silencing the bell

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  25. Orange MOFO juice!
    Breakfast will never be the same

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  26. Lol! How I loathe that idiot! *pauses to nibble chocolate*. Ah, that's better. ~Liz http://www.lizbrownleepoet.com

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  27. This is hilarious! I've given Donald Trump a new name. It is "Mighty Mouth." He engages mouth long before he engages brain. Sometimes, he completely forgets to engage brain. The idea of him being elected president causes my own brain to seize up so I might end up by engaging mouth before engaging the (broken) brain. His name would be President Mouth.
    Ugh! Anyway, my job will be to paint a fresco on the wall. But I am only one artist. We need many artists to decorate the wall. I'll be doing it on the Mexico side because, if this country is stupid enough to elect Mighty Mouth to the White House, I'm emigrating!
    Right now, I have a sudden need for chocolate...

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    1. Haha, I fully enjoyed your comment, Alice. I'll be admiring your artwork from Mexico too, should the nightmare come to pass.

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  28. Oh my goodness, I've missed a lot in the months I've been gone blogging. I went into a funk after my dad passed and couldn't muster the energy or the want to blog and that included visitng other blogs. My apologies for being MIA. I am liking your theme for this challenge!

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  29. HAHAHA! This made me laugh out loud! Spies everywhere...

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