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Monday, April 25, 2016

Volcaneckdoo, Trump and Martha - not again! A-Z Challenge

He's such an explosive hot-head, we thought it fitting to place this volcanic neck on Trump's scalp. It's called Shiprock, so he likes it. Trump figures it comes from the town of Bedrock and that he's now President of the Waterbuffalos.

"Mexicans are gonna pay for it," he says smugly. "Oh yeah, they'll pay. We're gonna make 'em. Hey, is Pebbles of legal age yet? Man, I have a thing for red heads with bones in their hair. Did I mention that if my daughter weren't my daughter I'd boink her? She's a sex-pot."
Robyn: You're a sick, sick, evil, twisted, racist, hateful, ignoramus, sir.
Trump: Hey, I like sex, and a man has his rights, whether or not he's married. I have no problems in that area. Believe me, I have no problems. But shut your trap little runt about the amus. That's not my thing, you pervert!

Robyn raises her longest finger as she notices a wet yet clean beaver, a special vacuum, and Martha Stewart's upper half. "Crap. So sorry, my friends."

"Hi, I'm Martha Stewart, and I like to clean up inside. You never know when you might have visitors. For that reason, I designed the Vaginal Vacuum. It's lightweight, easy to operate, and it bends with my intricate cobwebs, jolting speed bumps, and glaring road-blocks. Vacuum any time you like, day or night. You can purchase Martha Stewart's Vaginal Vac for  only $899. Batteries not included. Remember, a clean beaver always finds more wood."

28 comments:

  1. He really can be a hot head. I was tired out from a class full of rowdy middle schoolers yesterday and didn't get a chance to visit. I just saw the Ushdoo, lol!

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  2. Great...now I have, 'we search high and low for Miss Waterbuffalo, to wear the beauty crown!' I think I watched the Flintstones waaaaay too much. lol

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  3. Vaginal Vacuum. I think I threw up a little in my mouth.

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  4. Donald's amus and Martha's vagina. Two places I would never want to be. Do you think their might be moths in her dark and gloomy cave? Will the vacuum get those, too?

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  5. His hair finally erupted off his head, proving it was dead

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  6. Martha....Martha.....Martha, I have a feeling you want Donald's purple headed warrior thrust into your quivering love pudding. I can't believe I wrote that, I have to go throw up now

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  7. Hot head is right! Not that I don't thoroughly enjoy your posts but I am not sure I can look at Trump's face much longer. UGH!

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  8. Moose for your hair TRUMP... he is dead-sexy.

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    1. Mousse, not moose, I am a knuckle-head... there is some humor hidden in that correct'ion.

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  9. Fortunately, there's more than one way to clean a beaver...

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  10. If Trump's daughter weren't his daughter I'm guessing her father would punch his lights out. The Vaginal Vac must be a torture instrument, right?

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  11. You had me from the Flintstones reference. :) Martha's vacuum looks like some sort of instrument of torture!

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  12. Very appropriate for a guy who's always having a melt down.

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  13. Uh, clean beaver. Yeah.

    Love,
    Janie

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  14. OMG....I now, have to go back and see all the fun I have missed!~ You are so, funnay-(my accent)

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  15. This is so funny! I have to go see what kind of doo DT started with.

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  16. When he erupts it's HUGE. Ugh

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    1. And Martha might need an extra attachment

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    2. Oh, Al, thank you. I needed that.

      PS Oh, Al, thank you. I needed that.

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