When will it end? Why did I sign up? Why do I have so many wonderful followers when I'm such a wackadoodle? Why is Harry Potter wasting his charm and skills on Trump's head? He's cursing the Trump, we wish, want and will make it so. This WaverlyWizardoo will make things right where all orange evil is concerned. We're promised. And how can we not trust this Waverly Wizard? Look, even Trump is beginning to wonder if he shouldn't have purchased those golf bags on which he had these words engraved in gold: "President Trump, Dicktator of the Universe. I'm rich. I have billions. And I'm smart. I'm rilly smart."
Wait, will Martha steal his thunder, or will she erupt some thunder of her own?
I'm Martha Stewart, and I like to keep things neat and tidy. So I've created Martha Stewart's
Wafer-thin Windex Wipes for Wild Nights.
Use them prematurely, during, or immediately after an unsightly mess
ensues from a rough and wild night of passionate sex (alone, in the
company of a well-endowed blow-up doll, or with a paid escort).
Maybe turn him into a flea and off him with some flea medication. Or just make both him and martha disappear for all our sake.
ReplyDeleteSo many wonderful possibilities.
DeleteIf he was a REAL wizard, he'd make Trump disappear.
ReplyDeleteMeh, Hollywood.
Perhaps Harry could perfect his Vanishing Spell and make both Trump and Martha disappear.
ReplyDeleteGet my beloved Harry Potter off that horrible man right now!!!!!! lol As for the Windex wipes.... well let's not go there. hahaha
ReplyDeleteNo, no, we won't go where those wipes have been. Oh, thanks for the laughs, JoJo.
DeleteAnd Harry thought defeating Voldemont was tough.
ReplyDeleteYes,we certainly could use a wizard about now. Trump may think he's smart but this week at one of his rally's he was boasting "how handsome" he considers himself. Now we can all agree that isn't being smart...that's being delusional.
ReplyDeleteWow. He used to look okay, about 20 years ago. He's an ugly orange delusional mofo, that's for sure.
DeleteThanks, Cheryl.
You're in the home stretch now, Robyn -- only XYZ to go!
ReplyDeleteOkay, one more deep breath and...X will be a-comin'. Thanks for the encouragement.
DeleteHarry should be wary--I'm sure Trump is speaking in Parceltongue and only makes sense to other snakes.
ReplyDeleteGetting worn out. Ready to wake up. This can't be real. President Mighty Mouth??? Why are we all having the same nightmare?
ReplyDeleteAt least we're sleeping together through this one. Oh, that doesn't sound right. But it could even make things fun.
DeleteIf anyone can save us from Trump, Harry can. Right? Please tell me someone can do this.
ReplyDeleteYes. Harry can and will save us from Trump. Go, Harry, you got this!
DeleteOh dear, a nice boy like Harry. I think I count on Hermione more.......and yes, robyn you are wackadoodle, but in an awesome way.
ReplyDeleteThank you, Joanne. I'm lucky you wonderful peeps appreciate my wackadoodleness.
DeleteOh, Harry. Run. Run away as fast as you can.
ReplyDeleteYou're almost there, Robyn.
Love,
Janie
Almost done, Robyn! Maybe Harry Potter will turn him into a toad. Or a turd :)
ReplyDeleteI like Pat's idea of perfecting the vanishing spell and making him go *Poof* It would be an added bonus if he made Martha disappear too, but if that's not possible, fine. I've come to enjoy her guest appearances here, so if need be, she can stay.
ReplyDeleteI don't think I can make her leave, Theresa. I keep trying and trying. She won't take a hint or even a blatant cement wall like the one Trump's having the Mexicans build in their spare time with their spare dollars.
DeleteCan't Harry use his wand on Trump stump and say Obliterate? Don't let Martha be anywhere near Harry
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