"I know what you're doing up there, and that's just disgusting!" he grunts.
A puzzled expression crosses Hillary's face as she thinks: WWBS? (i.e., What Would Bernie Say?)
Oh no, good Lord, I'm so sorry, friends! I couldn't stop her. She's too hefty. I told you to stay away forever, Martha! I always suspected you had a thing for Trump, but the Hillfrodoo version? And coming back from last year's H post - you're truly desperate lady! Please, please forgive me, friends.
Martha winks at Trump, oblivious to his Hillfrodoo, then turns to the camera and advertises last year's H: "The Hefty Heffer Hideaway
is quite helpful for transporting various items. Simply lift up rolls
of fat, carefully, and one by one. Next, place salad bowls, insider
trade secrets, the Cuisinart, and handcuffs. It's a resourceful method
for maximizing the Hefty Heffer Hideaway. As far as what you can fit
between your legs, well --Martha blushes and winks again at Trump-- I'll let you figure that one out." 
If she can get ALL of Trump into the Hefty Heffer Hideaway (and keep him there forever) I may retract some of the things I have said and thought about her...
ReplyDeleteSo true and so funny, EC.
DeleteI'd be impressed too.
You have trumped yourself with this post - Hillary and Martha. That's all gotta itch. Happy Saturday
ReplyDeleteFor Trump, this must have been a nightmare, for any woman that is 1/2 his age is old and any one that is 1/3 of his weight is fat.
ReplyDeleteVery good points, Sage. He'd be turning all sorts of shades of orange before - you know - blaming the Muslims in Mexico.
DeleteI am so glad Hillary is on top now. For once Donald gave me a scare that he would win!!
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Hillery is dead sexy, HA with an "H"...
ReplyDeleteVery Nice Post... but you know that, that's why you posted it! Right!
Welcome in the letter "H"... thank you!
Jeremy [Retro]
AtoZ Challenge Co-Host [2016]
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HOLLYWOOD NUTS!
You know you want to know if me or Hollywood... is Nuts?
Just when I think you can't outdo yourself... :)
ReplyDeleteIs Martha going to sacrifice herself for America?
ReplyDeleteTrumped got trumped while Bill is out loving his freedom.
ReplyDeleteIt's the worst of all worlds!
ReplyDeleteHaha, Hillary is Hill-arious!!!
ReplyDeleteVery clever, funny lady!!
ReplyDeleteI think we need to ask Bill: Does Hillary ever sit on a man's face/head? I'm thinking the answer is No. But, maybe, we should ask Monica Lewinsky. She probably knows the skinny on Hillary. Speaking of skinny, Martha isn't looking so great.
ReplyDeleteMartha and Hillary in one post? My head is spinning.
ReplyDeleteROFL What would Bernie say...I need one of those bracelets.
ReplyDeleteWe all do, Li.
DeleteThanks for visiting.
Robyn, you are one of my favorite sick chicks - oops, maybe # 1 now, (smile).
ReplyDeleteMartha in a bathing suit.
ReplyDeleteAnd me just having eaten lunch.
So Hillary likes to be on top. I hope Donald "Small Hands" Trump is okay with that. I doubt that Martha cares as long as someone is paying attention to her.
ReplyDeleteGot my book in the mail and I love it!! I'm savoring the verge, ha ha. Thank you, so much, Robyn!
ReplyDeleteBest wishes on the A-to-Z!
Cherdo
Cherdo on the Flipside
"Favorite Characters, Favorite Lines" on the A-to-Z Challenge 2016
Yay! I appreciate it. Your review referenced character development. See what you think of that. I didn't exactly develop any of the weirdo's characters, but they sure are characters. Keep savoring, Cherdo.
Deleteoops: weirdos' - there's way more than one!
DeleteSalad bowls? Help me off the floor please. I can't get that pic out of my head now. LMAO
ReplyDeleteDang, you think you've cleared the mushrooms and there's Hillary. I guess there's more to cosmotology than fungicide.
ReplyDeleteOh, if it is Hilary on top of his actually head, she could try to grab him with her talons and fly away and drop him into the ocean
ReplyDeleteThank you, your article is very good
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