Lindsay said she's "f*n sick and tired of that f*n Katy Pair-of-Jugs b*tch getting so much air time."
Katy looked at her and shouted, "Roar!" then ran away.
Lohan believes she once again found a place in this world (as a substitute for Trump's hair).
We think Trump likes this Lowlylohandoublechindoo better than the Katydoo. Perhaps that's because Trump and Lohan have the same values: none.
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