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Monday, April 4, 2016

Doggydoodoo, A-Z Challenge

Dear Sillies,

I'm back from my travels. I wasn't able to go on-line there, so please forgive my recent absence. I'll be doing my best to catch up this week. Oh, my trip? Well, Mexico and I decided that instead of a wall at the border, we'd build it around Trump's mouth. But despite our hard work and dedication to the cause, we couldn't build it fast or big enough. So we'll reconvene after Passover - I'll have some new ideas by then based on how my people built all those grand pyramids and stuff. We'll send the bill for parts and labor to Trump. (That, like him, is a no-brainer.) 

For now, Trump's sporting a doggy on his head. Not unlike my friend Bryan Pedas predicted, the candidate is herein modeling the Doggydoodoo. There's a lot of doo in this one. Naturally, a required accessory is the Dumps for Trump Poop bag
As a timely reminder, when I told Trump that he wouldn't be paid for this blog gig because it's pro bono, he barked: "Oh I'm a pro bono." He pawed his crotch and continued: "All the woman on my show said, 'Wow, Mr. Trump, you have a very, very big bono!"

Extra Special D addition: I'm interviewed about my book at Diapers, Detentions, and Downdogs hereJennifer Williams Fields asked all the right questions.

Music: Orange Mofo With a Fungus on His Head.

 

32 comments:

  1. Sigh. That poor dog. I would be looking pained and sad if I had that coming from my nether regions. I might even apply for a buttectomy.

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  2. Oh no! What have you done to Buddha??? (My Boston terrier buddy.) There's an asshole attached to his asshole!

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  3. That's the best one yet! Now, does it come with a scarf to go over his mouth?

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  4. Poor doggy....having to share blog time with that ass Trump.

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  5. How the mighty fall when Robyn picks up her pen...

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  6. this could be cruelty to animals (and I"m not talking about Trump). Oh my.......

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  7. You're being too kind to Trump, picturing him with a cute doggy on his head instead of a big steamin' pile o' fresh dog shit. And those "Dumps for Trump poop bags" are just TOO funny!

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  8. I agree with Debra She Who Seeks..if a dog is going to be on top of Trumps head...Let's have him leaving his calling card. Still..these hair doos are pretty funny.

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  9. Now we know why trump can't see the light of day, he's off sniffing dog butts.

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  10. What a cute dog. His position looks precarious, though.

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  11. You know what they say about a big bono, don't you?
    No, I really don't.
    You know what they say about a Sonny Bono, don't you?
    "Watch out for that tree!"
    Oooh. Too soon?

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  12. That is going to have to be a pretty big wall! Aw, poor doggy. That's a sad face if I ever saw one.

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  13. He looks so different when you can only see his mouth. It's like a plughole waiting for a plug.

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  14. Too funny!! Super cute doggy minus the ugly growth attached to it.

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  15. Politics seem to be growing more and more sureal these days!!

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  16. Hilarious! Glad to have found your blog through the A-Z Challenge. Rawk on, Robyn!

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  17. I'm seeing quite a few Donald Trump posts during this Challenge. He's getting face time everywhere it seems.

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  18. He's such a wuzzie,
    I'm awkardly surprised
    He's not wearing a cat!
    (what you thought I'd do a rhyme?

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  19. I saw a Trump bumper sticker on a car the other day and I almost fell down. I thought the followers were fakes. ;)

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  20. Fond memories of when my nephew nicknamed his dog "Doghead Jones..."

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  21. Yeah, but the dog you selected looks thoughtful, so unlike Mr. Trump.

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  22. euw doggie doo - still nicer than Trump...

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  23. I laughed, loving the doggie face, facing the music! welcome back! Very Nice Post... but you know that, that's why you posted it! Right!

    Welcome in the letter "D"... thank you!
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  24. I am offended..this was too rude....for the dog! Hahahahaa...poor doggie, look what dumped out. No doggie bag can pick that up.

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  25. You should check with Ben Carson and see if they stored matzoh meal along with the grain in those pyramids.

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  26. For crying out loud, how the Hell does "Sonny Bono" turn up "waaahhh Donald Trump racist?" I am sick of Google hamfisting whiny brainless liberal BS into literally every damn search. Scooby Doo, John Wayne, and Yosemite Sam do not mean "waaaahhh republicans are racist Donald Trump racist teabaggers racist ted cruz racist waaaaaahhhh."

    Countless Americans have been murdered by illegal alien criminals and have lost jobs and businesses because of the open border, but do you miserable lying gasbag SJWs care? No, because all you venomous hypocrites care about is cheap labor and more Demokkkrat voters. You're full of hate, you insult and profile everyone with Spanish surnames, and you spew racist hatred towards minority conservatives. You openly brag about wanting people assaulted and murdered just for their political or religious views and then have the nerve to call yourselves "inclusive?" No, you're full of it. You're the lazy selfish entitled brats who don't want to work for a living and hire illegal wetback labor at the expense of Americans because of it. Those are jobs that 'you' don't want to do and insult everyone with your typical sneering condescending contempt who does. Your worthless skins deserve to be fined and jailed for breaking the law and allowing innocent people to be murdered, raped, tortured, and left jobless because of the open border. Police and border patrol have been killed by narco-terrorists and even made into political examples by being locked up for doing their jobs just to appease the Mexican government and "la raza." You whine about dividing families but then cackle with sneering delight at the pain of law officials being torn away from their families. It's for these reasons why every single one of you bitter, spoiled liberal brats deserves a smack to the head, to make up for the complete lack of respect you people were obviously never taught, and if you cry about "your rights," the same you try to take away from others with death threats, looting, rioting, and assault, then you deserve a fist to the face followed by a kick to the ribs until your angry petulant tantrums stop.

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  27. Oh sweetie, how do you sleep at night with that big long thorny thing lodged in your anal cavity? I'm sorry, babe. Hey, you wanted some bono stuff. Here, honey, I'll repeat myself. I'm liberal like that: As a timely reminder, when I told Trump that he wouldn't be paid for this blog gig because it's pro bono, he barked: "Oh I'm a pro bono." He pawed his crotch and continued: "All the woman on my show said, 'Wow, Mr. Trump, you have a very, very big bono!"

    I tried to have a human interaction with you darling. But your page told me "This is the end" and your gender is "Other." Are you hiding in the third bathroom, babe? You seem to have a bone to pick, so I'm guessing it'll be a while. Actually, I'm guessing you're still trying to find it. Try a microscope, perhaps. At any rate, sunshine, keep spreading love and light. As Sonny Bono would say, or is it John Denver? Or George of the Jungle? Regardless: Watch out for that tree!

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    1. PS Buy my books, love. You'll find more bono in them. Wink.

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