"I'll show the world I have no problems with size," he insisted. "If you think the eggplant is big, look at my head!" He sneered, nodded arrogantly, and grabbed his crotch. "Oh, President Trump," you'll all say, "We've never seen such a big one before. And you'll keep saying it and saying it until you're tired of saying it. And Mexico will pay for the Eggplantazoodoo. I'll make them pay, alright. I'll make them pay. You'll ask, 'President Trump, how'd you make them pay?' I'll say 'oh, I'm a pro. I'm pro bono. Just ask any of the women from my show.'"
Music: the Infamous Eggplant Song.
Note: man in background is hilarious, especially when he brings out a tuba at 1:06.