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Sunday, April 17, 2016
The Big Ofrodoo, A-Z Challenge
Could there be more wealth and ego in one post? When he first announced aspirations to run for Presidency years ago, Trump said "I'd like to have Oprah (as a running mate)." Imagine that ticket. I assume it'd look like this, The Big Ofrodoo:
While Oprah hasn't announced her desire to be Trump's mate, they do have a long history, and she's had him a number of times (on her show).
"I'll get the Black Afro vote for sure, with Oprah," he boasted. "I'd get the Southamptons and those other Southern states. Oh, I will with the Trump-Winfrey ticket. Oh you'll see. We'll win big! We'll win really, really big, with Oprah on my ballot. You'll say 'President Trump, how'd you get such a big win?' I'll say, 'I had the Big Ofrodoo.' You'll see."
A young Trump eyes Oprah's bosoms.
As usual, Martha steals the spotlight with a smaller, almost unidentifiable Oprah.
I couldn't think of any sexual experiences starting with "O", so I crafted the Oprah Organizer.
This delightful organizer comes with compartments of various sizes and
colors. As a bonus, a mini-Oprah doll is attached. You can pad her
clothes to watch her enlarge instantly like the real thing. Plus the
compartments make for handy storage space for precious items like
diamond earrings, insider trading secrets, KY Lubricant, and hashish.
Some people think I'm a White racist elite *bleep.* This Oprah Organizer
proves them wrong. Why would a bigot create a product with a miniature
-- what's the term? -- Aphrodisian Americano?