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Friday, April 22, 2016

Tybanksdoo, A-Z Challenge

In case you don't know her name, she pasted it to her chest before topping the Trump.  As you can see, the Tybanksdoo stands loud and proud, and it proves that Donald isn't a racist.

"Oh, I like coloreds, I do. I have some colored servants on my staff, I do. And women? Yeah, I like women. I have no issues with women, believe me. That's not a problem. Tyra can use any bathroom she wants! And so can that...thing, uh, below."

"Hey, I'm Marty Stewart. A mature woman needs hormonal balance, and that's why I've created Testosterone Marthrax. One magical tablet provides 300% of the daily dose of testosterone recommended by Arnold Schwarzenegger. *Belch* Excuse me. Martha grabs her crotch and continues. This amazing pill adds chest hair, a sportly unibrow, obsessive compulsive remote control fetishism, and the urge to boink anything that moves or stands still." Martha raises her arms in a victory "v".

27 comments:

  1. Hey. How are you doing? It's been ages

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  2. You've got the next Expendables movie right here. Everyone will watch it just to see them all croak.

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  3. Ugh. Tyra Banks. She's so nasty. She and Trump are a match made in heaven!

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  4. Way too much arguments over politics going on. I have my political beliefs, and I don't owe an explanation or an apology for them. No resident of the United States of America does.

    Piper Presley
    T is for Twitter: Blogging From A to Z

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  5. Tyra trumps all today. Scary saturday, that's for sure. Wash your hands and eyes and enjoy the weekend.

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  6. The A to Z is sucking every coherent comment I used to be able to make. I'm so tired... Are you ready for May yet? I am.

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    1. Yes, Robin, I'm so over it. I thought it was enough to have to deal with Donald for 26 freakin days. But Martha has to jump in too, and people like Tyra and...May could not come soon enough!

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  7. I shouldn't come to your site just before lunch... :)

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  8. Oh my gosh. If I use that testosterone marthrax, will i be able to sing bass and grow a nice full beard? I'll record my voice now (soprano) and harmonize with myself. Then I'll join the circus as the Little Bearded Lady Who Sings Bass and Harmonizes with her Former Self. What's not to like about that?

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  9. The thought of Martha on testosterone makes me shiver...but not with delight!

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  10. His hair's never looked better!

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  11. Perhaps I should have waited till after we had supper before I came here! :)

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  12. I am a boy of 66. Will Marthrax help me finish puberty?

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  13. *Belch* Excuse me. Martha grabs her crotch and continues.... mmmm sexy!

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    1. Nothing says sex-appeal like a belching Martha Stewart. Right, Jeremy?

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  14. Finding your blog for the first time while out blog hopping from North Carolina during the #Challenge. ” I looked back at several of your posts before hurrying on to visit as many blogs as possible on Sunday, our day off. Imagine my amazement that Trump has made it into the #Challenge. If you have interest or time, I have been writing about hotels and inns, the architects and settings. On the letter T day it was about tea at a lovely hotel yesterday. Join me.

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  15. I agree with JoJo that Tyra is just nasty which, of course, mean she's probably just the person I would want on Trumps noggin.

    As for Arnold endorsing Martharax, he probably needs the work. Didn't everyone pretty much say Hasta La Vista Baby to ole Arnie.

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  16. Now where's that ice-pick when I need to gouge out my mind's eye?

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  17. Sure glad Martha doesn't shave anything. Otherwise she might look like a little girl. Or boy.

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  18. You all are giving the best comments yet. I'm laughing and laughing and wanting to respond to each of you. I'm behind schedule, because of a nasty flu or allergy attack. Please forgive me and be patient. I'll visit you asap. I love you all. You're the best.

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  19. Oh Martha has been taking this stuff since she was 7 and her secret formula is Trump's sweat

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