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Thursday, April 7, 2016

Grapefruitydoodoo, A-Z Challenge

He hates people of color. He is a person of color. We're all colored. Trump is orange - with a tinge of pinkish, brownish dung. So this Grapefruitydoodoo serves as an authentic replacement for that thing on his head he calls his hair. 

Recommended accessory: UV 5000 uber-strong protective eyewear made for tanning booths.


Music: The Color Song

21 comments:

  1. The Grapefruit looks almost Napoleonic. And who I would love to exile the Trumpet. To a distant galaxy.

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  2. Now that's a waste of a perfectly good grapefruit.

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  3. He's sour as a grapefruit too.

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    1. I must disagree. Grapefruits are delicious. Trump's comments are mostly in poor taste. Not delicious.

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  4. That the perfect fruit for him! I remember someone suggesting that whoever is elected, we will have a first: Clinton-woman, Cruz-Canadian, Rubio-Cuban, Bernie-Jewish and Trump-and orange man (did he go to Syracuse?)

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  5. I will never will feel comfortable eating a grapefruit again. The grapefruit diet is now dead to me.

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  6. I assume the rest of the grapefruit he shoves into a woman's face a la James Cagney in movies..............

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  7. Oh no, not the wonderful grapefruit! I'm sure the grapefruit does not want to be associated with this man.

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  8. Now that's a festive Trump. Looks like he's ready for a Mayan celebration or something.

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  9. It compliments his spray tan;)

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  10. Give him a parrot and he could be a tye dye pirate, out to steal your loot eerr umm...fruit

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  11. He looks a bit like Napoleon during his citrus grove campaign. His army could fire pips at the enemy by squeezing his head.

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    1. Exactly what I was gonna say. He'd prolly like that one!

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  12. Hi there! Here for bonus challenge! great post
    Best Wishes,
    Annette

    My A2Z @ Annette's Place | Follow Me On Twitter

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  13. Thinking about grapefruit makes my face pucker and grimace, so it seems like a good fit for Trump.

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  14. I interviewed Trump in my blog today. Take a look. OK, so I never actually said Trump. I changed his name to Mighty Mouth. He is a Mighty Mouth. He is the Mouth that Roared.
    Here you go. The link to the Wit and Wisdom of Mighty Mouth: http://alicesgrandadventures.blogspot.com/2016/04/the-g-day-gape-gurgle-gasp.html

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  15. He looks like a scowling fruity Napoleon.

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  16. The man is a Lemon, leaving many with a bitter taste - and the image of America along with it. God Save the USA - theyre gunna need to clean up the stench he's leaving in his wake!

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    1. No, no. Lemons are delicious!!!! He's more like something I really don't like to eat... condiments... mustard smells bad... he's mustard... stinking, yucky...oops, any mustard fans out there??? Sorry!!!! (hugs)

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  17. Oh this looks better than his actual hair

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