"Hey, ladies," Trump shouts upwards. "I like women. I really do. Why have that dweeb bachelor Ben, when you can have me? Oh, I know, I'm married. But I like to fool around. It's a man's right. You'll say 'Wow, Prezdint Trump, what a big high-rise you have!'" Trump raises his eyebrows, as the gal on the far right considers his proposition.
"Hello, I'm Martha Stewart. Rumors have been swirling since the letter C, so I'm coming clean...or shall I say dirty? Macy's and I proudly present the Stewart Scandalous Sex Tape Series. Watch and learn as I engage in scandalous sex: alone on my sturdy
chestnut brown dining room table; with a well endowed blow-up doll as we
roll playfully through the apple orchards behind my New Haven Guest
House; and alas, in sexy maid attire as I respond to Arnold
Schwarzennegger's every request. This series teaches advanced sexual
techniques and builds up to erotic, orgasmic sex play. It's simply spectacular. And so am I." Martha's face begins to convulse, as she attempts to smile at Trump and wink at bachelor Ben.
Oh my, it's like I am seeing inside his cobwebbed brain and suddenly feel very scared. I have a visual of Martha and now want to pluck my eyes out:)
ReplyDeleteMighty Mouth... oh Mighty Mouth... when are you just going to get bored and give up on this whole i wanna be president thing???
ReplyDeletePresidential candidates are not allowed to fool around. It is an unwritten rule. ;}
ReplyDeleteArnold Schwarzennegger's every request? Does that mean Arnie has learned to ask before touching? I think Trump could give Martha the most exciting two minutes of her life.
ReplyDeleteDo you think Trump, Martha and Arnold would entertain us with a Threesome? Or did I speak too soon because that is what you have planned for us tomorrow for the letter "T"?
ReplyDeleteI think maybe Martha should hire you as a marketing consultant. This could rejuvenate her retail empire. Sex Tape series...sure to be a hot seller.
ReplyDeleteMartha Stewart's home will need to be cleansed by fire after that.
ReplyDeleteDid you spy on Trump? You nailed his harebrained mind. Wrong choice of words? lol
ReplyDeleteMartha could ruin Ben forever. As for the ski patrol, they will freeze buns on the slope of The Donald's cold brain. TGIF Robyn.
ReplyDeleteWell. That was eye-opening!
ReplyDeleteGreat work on your theme.
Keep it going!
Heather M. Gardner / @hmgardner
Co-Host, Blogging from A to Z April Challenge
The Waiting is the Hardest Part
Okay, I zoomed in on the picture.
ReplyDeleteGood news: Vapid ski bunnies
Bad news: Yuge Trump
All that snow on the ski slopes is going to give Trump brain freeze. Oh wait, I think he probably already has that.
ReplyDeleteYou seem determined to bring Martha and Donald together in any way possible. Poor Martha!
ReplyDeleteJust when I thought his head couldn't get any bigger....
ReplyDeleteSomeone probably already mentioned this, but Martha would be a perfect running mate for him. I'm sure they would both destroy each other before they could do any real harm. Love the Rosiedoo too!
Happy Passover my funny friend!
Julie
I keep trying to forget about Martha and Trump and then I come here...
ReplyDeleteMe too, Sage. It's a nightmare, isn't it?
DeleteMy daily exposure to Trumpilitis!
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