Music: Trump Song
Monday, April 18, 2016
Trump's Pineappledoo, A-Z Challenge
Did you know that it takes nearly three years for a pineapple to reach maturation? We at Life by Chocolate figured it's worth a try (yeah, we're idealists who feel the Bern), so we slapped a big pineapple on Trump's head. We'll check on him in 2019 in hopes of finding a semblance of maturation.
"Oh I have no problems with size," Trump declares as he points up at the Pineappledoo. "Just ask any of the women from my show, and look at this. It's big. Oh yeah, it's big. You'll say, 'Wow, President Trump, how'd you grow it so big?' And the Muslims in Mexico are gonna pay for it too."
Music: Trump Song
Music: Trump Song
Posted by Rawknrobyn.blogspot.com
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I don't think three, thirty three or three hundred and three years would be enough. The rot will set in long before maturity. And may have done so already.
ReplyDeletePineappledoo sounds like a yummy dessert, but it sort of loses its appeal on Trump's head.
ReplyDeleteI think the pineapple will rot before it matures on his head.
ReplyDeleteThe Dole Pineapple company may come knocking... :)
ReplyDeleteI am loving the doos that cover his face. It's so nice not to see the scowl. How sad for the pineapple to spend 3 years maturing, only to land on Trumps head. What a horrible end.
ReplyDeleteSo Trump is really like a pizza? HAM and PINEAPPLE! Love that Trump song too.
ReplyDeleteYou could probably fit a whole fruit basket on his head.
ReplyDeleteI think I pineappled-poop today...
ReplyDeleteJeremy [Retro]
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It would take way more than 3 years for that idiot to grow any brain cells. haha the video was awesome
ReplyDeleteI hope he's long, long gone from the spotlight by 2019.
ReplyDeletedouse the whole mess in rum and throw in some coconut too. Where's Martha today?
ReplyDeleteA "pineappledoo" is perfect for him!Love your creativity, and the clever song!
ReplyDeleteJulie
I think Carmen Miranda pulled off the "fruit on the head" look better.
ReplyDeleteNow it will be a while before I can enjoy pineapple without thinking about you-know-who.
ReplyDeleteGreat, not only can I never eat pineapples ever again, but that Trumpity Trump Trump song is going to be stuck in my head all day long.
ReplyDeleteI used to like pineapple.
ReplyDeleteThat pineapple looks like it's eating his face. My, aren't you a clever girl???
ReplyDeleteHAHAHA...a pineapple! I wasn't sure what would be on today.
ReplyDeleteOk I first read the first sentence as the pineapple takes 3 years to reach masturbation....i'll just say I'm tired. I'd like to see him dressed like Carmen Miranda in the tutti fretting hat. This video is hilarious!
ReplyDeleteCarmen Miranda's gonna be pissed.
ReplyDeleteI think that's the best hair-do you've given him, although I doubt it will ever mature.
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ReplyDeleteThank you, your article is very good
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