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Tuesday, April 12, 2016

Katydoo, A-Z Challenge


As Hillary ponders WWBD? WWBD? (What would Bernie do? Repeat.), her most enthusiastic cheerleader, Katy Perry, decides to gain attention by jumping atop Trump's head. Boasting an H on her left boob and with her hair tucked into a trendy patriotic flag turbin, Katy shouts "Let's go Hillary! Roar! Roar! Ya'all need to vote for her! Roar!"

Hillary begins to wonder about Katy's intellect (that is, whether or not Katy has any intellect).

Trump considers how he can see what's going on up there, because he really likes women. "They say I hate women," he barks, grabbing his crotch. "I like women, believe me. I have no problems with women, except that cow Rosie O'Donnell."

Strange times, indeed.
This ensemble is the Katydoo.
Music: I Kissed A Girl ~ Parody. Note: Our cast and crew suspect that Trump is disguised as the old woman in this video.

28 comments:

  1. Strange times indeed. Reminiscent of the purportedly Chinese curse 'may you live in interesting times...'

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  2. Poor Katy. I actually like her!

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  3. I think Trump dislikes brunettes, but if given the chance of having Katy's whopping jugs on his head, I think it might change his mind.

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  4. Yep, I'm sure he really really likes women... And he doesn't seem to mind alimony, either

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  5. Fireworks.....that's the added bonus with the Katydoo

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  6. Hahahahahahaha, that'll be me someday. Or maybe that's me now?

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  7. Poor Katy...having to be that close to Trump. I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy.

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  8. Ha! Trump does kind of resemble the old Granny in the video.

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  9. He may not enjoy her too much, he looks a bit constipated.

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  10. ew, I just envisioned him grabbing his crotch. It's ruining my java... just ruining it. ;)

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  11. I'm pretty sure the old lady in the video IS Trump! He looks like he's up to no good in the pic on the top...

    Morgan @ morgankatz505.blogspot.com

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  12. Katy Perry has massive intellect. And by intellect I mean breasts. As someone who doesn't write her own songs (and at this point, I'm not sure can even write, period), I'm surprised she's going for the H, because she sounds like a rock solid Trump supporter.

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    1. Haha, thank you. I love Russell Brand, too. He has a big...intellect and since they broke up, I've realized she's lacking in intellect. She does have plenty of room for a big, bouncy H.

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  13. He really should just tell it like it is and stop trying to be diplomatic.

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  14. Add me to the list of Russell Brand lovers. I have never understood what that relationship was about (beyond the obvious.) I'm a Sanders supporter but will happily vote for Hillary if she is the nominee.

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  15. I kissed a girl....and she smacked the crap out of me.
    By the way, you're the topic of conversation between Joanne and I over at my place.
    Well, if THAT isn't a shameless come-on?

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  16. Al - funny!
    I wonder what Katy will do with that dress after this year? Maybe she'll date a dude named Harry.

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  17. Is that fishducky with Katy? Today I threatened to fly to LA and kiss fishducky on the mouth if she says one more time that she hates the Coen Bros. Your comments on Trump are amusing but frighteningly true.

    Love,
    Janie

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  18. Not what I want to think of while calling Trump a butt-head...

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  19. This is a good addition to all of the entertainment that we're getting here in Western New York from all of the candidates who can't decide which they prefer: to get our votes or to bash each other. If only I could get my eyes to stop rolling around my head...

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  20. Ha! Katy deserved better than to be glued to Trump's head.

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  21. Since we're dissing hair, Katy's hair looks ridiculous in that turbin (or whatever she's sporting up there). You've got one bad hairdo on top of another bad hairdo. Of course, the showcase in this picture (as Bryan already pointed out) is Katy's intellect displayed so proudly on her chest. Yikes.

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  22. Katy actually looks better on Trumps head. Especially the dress, it works well with that white fro! Takes the attention away from her, er...'intellect' as you so politely put it.
    ;)

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